Incorrect quotes part 1 (short)

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A/N: Most of these quotes are some I've read wkmoimfrWom other one shot books, incorrect quotes books, or memes.

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Drew: Hey Zander, how are you and your boyfriend!
Zander: Great actually! Unlike your relationship which is falling to pieces!
Drew confused: ......
Henry: *wheeze*
Liam: *wheeze*
Jake: *wheeze*
The rest of the music club: *wheeze*
The whole school: *wheeze*

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Jailey-
Milly: Jake truth or dare
Jake: dare
Milly: kiss the prettiest person in the room.
Jake: uh ok
Jake: Daisy
Daisy: uh...
Jake: move your in front of Hailey

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Drew: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Drew: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Jake: uh-...
Liam: He's trying to throw mental health and well-being at us because he thinks that WE think he doesn't care about us.
Drew: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!
Henry: *crying* It's working.
Jake and Liam: ...What The Fu-

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Jailey-
Jake: Hey princess!
Hailey: Hello Jake.
Jake: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Hailey *flustered and clueless*: I-I don't J-Jake how are you doing.
Hailey in head: WAIT WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
Jake in head: WTF SINCE WHEN DOES HAILEY FLIRT?!
Jake: I-I um... fine!

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Luke: Hey Zander- why are you standing on a chair.
Zander: it's my furniture I can stand on it if I want to
Luke: *sigh* Where's the spider?
Zander: under the table now kill it!

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Zoey: Hey Drew-bear~ truth or dare
Drew: Truth?
Zoey: What's your credit card number?

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