The following is a commercial for Louis Tomlinson Law.
Dressed in a black suit with his hair slicked back, Louis stands before the camera in a law office.
Louis: Is it on? I'm on? (He stands up straight and looks soberly into the camera) Hello. Are you in some kind of trouble with the law? Did you have a slip and fall? In need of some financial restitution? Have you been unjustly accused of something you may or may not have done?
Let me be your rock of salvation. I am here for you. All you have to do is. . .
(Two singing girls appear beside him)
Girls: Just call Louis, Louis, Louis.
Louis: For slip and falls.
Girls(singing): Call Louis, Louis, Louis.
Louis: For bankruptcy.
Girls(singing): Call Louis, Louis, Louis.
Louis: For insurance claims, divorce, whatever. I am here for you. (gives a thumbs up)
(There is footage showing Louis chasing after an ambulance while the girls are heard singing.)
Girls: For all your legal nee--eeds call Louis Louis Louis.
Man With Cast: I got hurt at work. (Louis appears with a check)
Louis: Just call Louis.
Man With Cast: Thanks, Louis. (They give the thumbs up)
Woman In Neck Brace: I slipped and fell in a grocery store. On accident.
Louis (hands her a check): Just call Louis.
Woman In Neck Brace: Thanks, Louis. (They give the thumbs up.)
Man In Ski Mask: I was trying to knock over a liquor store with a super soaker when I got injured tripping over the cracks in the sidewalk.
(Louis appears with a check)
Louis: Just call me. I don't judge.
Man In Ski Mask: Aw thanks, Louis.
Louis: I'm always here for you.
(There is more footage of Louis running after a squad car. Then a shot of him in front of his office.)
Louis: For all your legal needs, let me be your rock of salvation. I'm here for you. Just look for me right here in Sunnyville. I'm right between Ahmed's Liquors and the Muffin Man Bakery. Just call Louis. I'm on the law's side.
(He gives a thumbs up as the girls sing "Louis Louis Louis.")
"Turn that crap off." Liam said.
Zayn switched off the TV right in the middle of Louis chasing another ambulance. "Can you believe that guy?" he snorted in disgust. "He sure has his nerve."
"Tell me," Liam shook his head. "As soon as we round them up, Mr. Rock of Salvation gets them out. He's not making our job any easier. On the law's side my ass."
"Here's a little fun fact for you," Zayn said. "Did you know he represented the Horans on their last two busts?"
Liam sat up looking stunned. "You gotta be kidding me."
"No joke," Zayn said. "I just found this out yesterday. He couldn't keep them out of jail but he did get a deal for a reduced sentence."
Liam studied the printout Zayn handed him. "So he knows them. That means he would know what they're capable of and what they're up to now."
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