The Muffin Man ✓

The Epilogue of Epilogues

A commercial on television, somewhere in Guam.

Louis is dancing with his two blonds.

Louis: For all your legal needs, let me be your rock of salvation. Call Louis Jones Law.

Girls(singing): Louis Louis Louis.

Yes Louis Tomlinson was now Louis Jones. After some tax evasion issues as well as being a deadbeat dad behind on his child support, as well as owing Vegas some money and change, Louis had to flee the country. Guam was on his way to Tahiti.

The Louis Tomlinson Law business in Sunnyville was taken over by Snoop Dogg Law.

"For shizzle, come to Snoop Dogg Law." Snoop said in his commercials, surrounded by several hot women. "We'll take care of you, my dizzles."

After Zayn left the police force to "take a much needed rest" he went to work for Naughty Boy's Superstore as a manager. He found the job less stressful with the same amount of pay.

Liam had no choice but to close the case of the pot dealing couples. It was a bitter pill to swallow but he had no choice. The Styles and the Horans practically disappeared off the planet.

Since Zayn left he was assigned a new partner. Liam was happy with Lieutenant Justin Bieber. They thought alike and had a lot in common.

Often Liam thought about Harriette, her beautiful green eyes, her full lips, and her kiss. Then he'd remember it was that damned Styles and start retching. How? How could he not see it? He was never wrong.

But he will get through it. He was Detective Liam J. Payne. As long as he was a cop he will always keep order. Right now he was on the case of the mysterious A. who may be responsible for the pot in town.

Governor Taylor A. Swift won her election for a second term. She celebrated at the former Muffin Man Bakery. It was now called Kimye's Kupcakes, which was owned and operated by Kim and Kanye West. The couple surrounded Swift as she stood at the podium in front of the bakery. Nearby were Swift's two new bodyguards/goons.

"Good afternoon, my fellow constituents!" Swift bellowed into the microphone. "I thank you all for electing me for a second--"

Kanye suddenly jumped in front of her and grabbed the mic.

"What the f--" Swift managed to sputter.

"Ima let you finish," Kanye told her. "I truly believe that Senator Knowles would have made a great governor. Not trying to throw any shade."

Swift took back the microphone. "No shade thrown. Now as I was saying, I am happy to serve my people. I also would like to thank Mr. and Mrs. West for hosting us at their lovely bakery. We working folks have to stick together." She and Kanye winked at each other.

Swift was glad to have another front. She would never forgive those sneaky Styles for backstabbing her. At least they didn't turn her over to the feds. However she had to go to a lot of pawn shops to get her crap back.
She liked her new business partners and trusted that Kanye and Kim wouldn't betray her. They were always on time with their payments.

Meanwhile way out in the Cayman Islands Harry and Emma, now known as Edward and Charlotte Watson to the public living nearby, were lounging on the beach sipping on Margaritas and enjoying the sun. Not to mention their freedom. They had no trouble fleeing the country. Detective Liam Payne was the only one after them and he was the biggest idiot known to man. Every time Harry thought about Liam and "Harriette" he would fall out laughing. Wow, that was one for the books. He wished he could have had it on video. It would have a million hits on YouTube.

Once they landed on the islands they opened a new Muffin Man Bakery. Soon they were back in business.

"Sup, guys!" Harry waved at the Horans who were also relaxing on the beach several feet away. Niall and Arie also opened their own business. They were running a nightclub called Grande. Arie sang while Niall made the drinks and drooled over the half naked women that came in.

It's not known whether they continued their pot dealings. Now and then you can see Harry walking around with a basket full of muffins, raising funds for the Cayman Ladies Society.

"Muffins? Try them, they're the best in town."

Once again they had lots of customers. Maybe it was the muffins, maybe it was something else. Who knew?

The End

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