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A bunch of pick-up lines that I'm not even sure if it works in real life (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
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Of course, here's the iconic. Leader of all Chaennie pick-up lines.

Jennie: are you netflix?

Rosie: why?

Jennie: 'cause I could watch you for hours.

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Jennie: I was wondering if you're mixed

Rosie: huh?

Jennie: half korean, half mine

Rosie: (ノ▽〃)

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Rosie: unnie!

Jennie: yes?

Rosie: Lisa said I can't taste my own lips.

Jennie: ...

Rosie: could you do it for me?

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Rosie: shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Jennie: huh?

Rosie: you're hot. Maybe even hotter.

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Ravenclaw Rosie: I am going to bed.

Slytherin Jennie: can I slytherin?

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Jennie: Rosé. That's a great name

Rosie: oh you like that? You should hear my phone number.

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Rosie: if you are on mcdonald's menu

Jennie: don't-

Rosie: you'd be a mcgorgeous.

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Jennie: have you seen the matter sexy today?

Rosie: what's the matter sexy?

Jennie: aw. I'm fine. How about you?

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Rosie: hey... So... Uh- (looks at notecards) did you uh... d-did you uh you fall out of heaven? Because uhm (mumbles incoherently) I'm so sorry you're just so pretty.

Jennie: it's okay.

Rosie: I'm gay

Jennie: what?

Rosie: see I can't even think straight!

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Jennie: do you like bacon?

Rosie: yes

Jennie: wanna strip?

Rosie: I-

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