God: I think ill call him Perseus
God: Ill add a few drops of charm
God: Some eyes resemble the colour of the sea
God: Maybe a table spoon of idiocity
God: Ill mix in some heroism and... one more thing...
God: Ah yes, perhaps a sprinkle of sass
God: *Drops hole bottle into the mixture*
God: Well...
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1001 fandom jokes
FanfictionMost of these aren't mine and are from the Internet and Instagram. There will be some plot-twists and head canons included. Enjoy!