Go to the empire states building and ask for the 600th floor []
When they say "go away" say I have the bolt []
When they still won't let you in say "gods dads/moms gonna be pissed" []
When they ask who your dad is say "*insert godly parents name here*, duh shouldn't you know that?" []
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1001 fandom jokes
FanfictionMost of these aren't mine and are from the Internet and Instagram. There will be some plot-twists and head canons included. Enjoy!
