From @Shadow_Goddess_500
"I bet Percy Jacksons parents would be Percy Jackmom and Percy Jackdad..."
From @Zora1990
"I hate Josh Hutcherson according to everyone who I know who knows him (like my brother) said he's a jerk (I live in the same city that he did as a kid)"
From @gay-phan
"I found this book while looking for Stephen king stuff..."
From @CityOfFandoms101
"TMI version
Clary: last Friday night
Jace: yeah we jumped on table tops
Simon: sexy vampire mojo hot
Magnus: should have worn pants but I forgot
Izzy: last Friday night
Jace: we went streaking down the street
Clary: after faery food and treats
Izzy: never eat the faery food
Simon: this Friday night
Alec: WE'RE NOT DOING IT AGAIN!"
From @FogMelon
"I need to sing this with my friends! wait... I have no danger friends. DAMIT"
From: @FandomsAmazing
"And then there's Pernico which is literally a ghost ship..."
From @mockingjay_will_rise and @chaffad
"Lol what would divergent be"
"Skating 80mph while doing twirls on the way to help people up and commenting honestly while discussing falling statistics"
From @_AwesomeAbby_
"Lol but there is no education while Harry Potter is there"
From @fangirlsnationwide
(From my TMI chapter)
"THG so sad"
From @paranoidreader511 and me
"😱Have you been stalking me!?!?!😱"
"Yes, by the way you're almost out of milk."
From @FandomsAmazing
"Horrible parent has 14 letters
John Winchester has 14 letters
Burns on ceiling has 14 letters
Mary Winchester has 14 letters"
From @BabyxSpicex and me
"Get me an angelic rune necklace and I'll marry you"
"Coming right up, do you want a spring or a summer wedding... Fall would be nice too..."
From @unrequitedfan
"I see what you did there. but Isaac couldn't"
From @BabyxSpicex
""Jace chill"
"Simon why"
"Magnus help"
"Clary whoa""
From @Amarissa-Kenobi-
"Herondales: hot but stupid"
From @Amarissa-Kenobi-
"Dimitri: *Beats the mentor zone*"
From @FogMelon
"STAPH IT IT'S 11:19 PM"
From @booknerdnewt12
"Why am I laughing at this I only watch doctor who..."
From @FortheLost_andBrave
"I beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain...for purple mountains' majesty- just kidding they aren't purple. They're mostly brown.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"
From @BayleeAnn7
"Do you hate us"
From @Hollyleaf_
"HERE'S ANOTHER SHORT POEM!!
FANGIRLS
CHASED YOU
WITH A
STICK"
From @MangoWerewolf
"FIRST COMMENT ON MAI THIRD BOOK TODAY I AM ON FIYAH"
From @MrsTooManyHotGuys
"For a son of Posideon. He's too hot(hot dam)"
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1001 fandom jokes
FanfictionMost of these aren't mine and are from the Internet and Instagram. There will be some plot-twists and head canons included. Enjoy!
