Me at the choosing ceremony

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Me: *cuts hand* *tears up* Holy!
Oh my that hurt like a mother!
Me: *gets blood everywhere* sorry oh my!
Me: *trips over own foot* god dang it
*crashes into bowl of hot coals* *catches fire*
Me: *takes erudite water and dumps it on self*
Me: *slips on own blood on floor* *falls*
Me: OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED TO BE DAUNTLESS!
Dauntless leader: no.
Me: pleeease!
Dauntless leader: go home.
Me: but I'm from dauntless!

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