Please excuse me well I walk over your dead husbands corpse like he's nothing and upon entering the room ignore your traumatized child in his crib and clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepily and entirely unhelpfully
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1001 fandom jokes
FanfictionMost of these aren't mine and are from the Internet and Instagram. There will be some plot-twists and head canons included. Enjoy!
