Freddie Mercury Oneshots (Totally not great)

You've got a lovely daughter

1990

"Oh Darcie I can't do this!" Sean panicked as he started prancing around. "I'm so nervous!" He yelled out to Darcie who was also 15 yrs old at the time.

"HEY Just calm down! Breathe!" Darcie replied folding her arms "We practiced this right?"

currently Sean had been wanting to ask Micky out, by that I mean since he was 5, they have been friends for 10 years. But to ask her out he has to face mr. Freddie Mercury. Who was rather strict with his daughter going out with anyone. But he just wished Jim, Micky's other dad would allow him to date their daughter.

"Okay..Pretend i'm uncle Fred okay? Now ask me for my permission to take my daughter out okay?" Darcie replied as she sat up looking at him.

Sean laughed nervously as he pushed his glasses up.

"Ayo, uhh Shawty i'm here to see ya daughter" Sean said with a slight slang in his voice as he walked towards Darcie mimicking Freddie.

"...Uncle Freddie would have killed you before you can even say ayo.." Darcie said sternly as she glared at him "Be serious.."

"I am trying!!!

"well try harder!!" Darcie yelled out "You can't just go there sayin Heya playah i'm here for ya daughter" she replied.

"you know what.. I'll write you a script" she muttered as she started writing. "God Sean your dad could take a girl with a single stare while you're here bein' a nervous wreck"

"Easy for you to say!" Sean yelled back as Darcie smacked the piece of paper in his face.

"Okay okay...Mr Mercury..I have liked your daughter since I have laid my eyes on her and now i'm asking you for your permission to ask her out on a date.." Sean looked down reading.

"great great, with emotion by the way..Come on let's go my dad is calling us now he's gonna drive us there.." Darcie replied as Sean gulped fixing his hair and his glasses before heading down with her.

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"Damn it Darcie i'm so nervous!" He yelled out as David, Darcie's dad drove them to Garden Lodge, "Relax Sean you'll be fine, Fred won't kill you..Hopefully.." he muttered the end making Sean look at him with a nervous look. 

They parked the car to the side and began heading out except David who stayed "Good luck Sean, i'll just be here listening to my tunes" he rolled the window close before playing Glam rock in such a high volume.

Darcie walked with Sean heading to the front door of the Garden Lodge "God i'm so nervous.." Sean sighed nervously as Darcie pushed him close and knocked on the door "I'm hiding in that bush-" she whispered jokingly before running and almost tripping her way to the bush.

Sean took a quick deep breath before he knocked on the door waiting for a response.

suprisngly Freddie Answered it. "Mr. Mercury! I-"

before he could even respond Roger's face popped to the side along with John Deacon and Brian May.

Sean froze as he started sweating hard seeing the three males looking down at him.

Sean knew that those three were Micky's strict uncles sort of like her father figures.   "Yes Sean, how may I help you?" Freddie asked sternly as Sean started looking at the script.

"I-I uh-" He gulped as his hands started shaking. "My eyes are up here darling" Freddie said as he looked at Sean.

"R-right..Listen..Mr. Mercury, I have liked your daughter for..as long as I can remember and I'm just asking to hangout wirh her for the night. I really like her but I know that you know I should start out things slow. And so I am, I know i'm not really her interest but i'd like to try, I could not stop thinking about her." Sean said as he rubbed the back of his neck looking down nervously.

Freddie looked back at the three "Well?" He raised a brow while Roger whispered in his ear and Brian also whispered back. While Deaky..just stared down at him.

"I think we should give him a chance honey" Jim replied at the back with a soft smile.

"..I I guess, be home at 6 SHARP" Freddie said as Micky rushed downstairs seeing them "Uhh What's up?" She asked looking at them confused.

"Sean is askin ya out on a date" Brian said while Roger nodded with a smirk "If he tries to do something funny, don't hesitate-" he added.

"Right..?" Micky hopped off the stairs hugging her dads Jim and Freddie "Fine we'll be back at 6 please don't stalk us Uncle Rog.." She said as she walked next to Sean.

"Don't worry, we won't..."

"We'll try not to-" Roger yelled before Freddie closed the door.

"Sorry I wasn't ready, I'm sort of wearing your dad's old band" She teased as she was wearing a Beatles tshirt. Sean laughed "It's alright, Uncle David is driving us off, do you mind if we head to a movie?"

"Are you kidding me? I love movies you little Lennon!" She giggled squeezing his cheek playfully as they walked.

"Oww- Really? Little Lennon? Well then, little miss Mercury i'm glad to accompany you to the movie" he smirked playfully.

"Forewarning friends- My dad is in the movie-" Darcie popped out the bush, Micky was about to scream but Darcie quickly covered her mouth "Hey shh- If uncle Freddie even heard you scream he's gonna run out with your uncles and kill Sean!"

((haha i'mma have to part two this cuz Why not..also you may be wonderin, How is John still alive? Let's just say we're in a world where none of them dies only of natural causes- ✌️❤️ dearies -Author Potato))

44 yrs old Freddie

50 yrs old John

43 yrs old David Bowie