Measure 6: Intruder Alert

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"First, the dazzling sisters: Garnet, Sapphire, and Ruby! What they really want is..." -Suika

"I hope it's something we can make with our current science tools."

"...A boyfriend!" -Suika

"That's the one thing we can't make with science!!" Senku freaked out so much I ended up bursting out laughing.

"I can manage that haha!"

Chrome, Kohaku, Senku, Suika, and even her little dog all looked at me with such a confused look.

"Back in the day, some of my friends would ask me to dress up as a guy and take pictures with them to make their ex-boyfriends jealous."

"Wow! Really?? Kohaku can I dress up too?!" -Suika

"No way! Anzu don't give her any ideas!" -Kohaku

"Huh?! You dressed up as a dude?!" -Chrome

"Pretty sure I was more handsome than you two combined...So? How about-"

"Absolutely not." Senku said firmly with his arms crossed, silencing everyone immediately, "Next."

"Umm well they each said something different: a handsome man, a strong man, someone who can feed her..." -Suika

"Well Senku's not necessarily unattractive but I don't think you fit their definition of handsome, or strong." -Kohaku

"So you can be called handsome but not me? Hmph!"

"I might have a shot with the one who wants someone to feed her. What does she want?"

"Hey stop ignoring me! This is not fair, if you're getting a date with one of the three prettiest girls in the village, why can't I?"

"Anzu you're being extremely illogical right now-"

"Listen, when she sees how HAWT I can be, she'll forget all about men."

"Okay, we don't have-"

"But y-you have-" Chrome motioned to my chest, "You can't be a dude."

"Oh my goodness Chrome, I can tie them down duh!" I laughed out loud.

"Stop interrupting me!!!"

"Okay okay sorry."

Senku sighed then repeated his question to Suika.

"You know, like a feast with fish and stuff

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"You know, like a feast with fish and stuff. Oh! Speaking of which, the village glutton, Ganen, said he's bored of eating grilled fish every day. He wants to try something new." -Suika

"Heh, I knew you could do it great detective Suika. You've made a great contribution to our kingdom of science."

"Wait are we really going to cook for everyone? What does that have to do with science?" -Chrome asked. Senku and I looked at each other excitedly then stood up at the same time.

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