Lincoln the Loser

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Monday morning had arrived. Lincoln stretched out and then rose from his bed to get ready for school.

"Good morning, Lincoln. Be safe at school..." Lynn said, giving Lincoln a strange vibe.

Lincoln was confused and asked, "Why are you telling me to be safe? It's not like we live on the south side of Chicago."

"Hm...we'll see," Lynn shrugged while trotting away. Lincoln asked what she meant but she didn't acknowledge his question at all.

"What in the world is she talking about?" Lincoln asked himself, but he couldn't think of an explanation.

As the kids were getting ready, Lincoln experienced a few odd looks and gestures from his sisters. This included Lola getting scared of him, Lori laughing at him, Lana blowing a raspberry, and Lucy talking to him about funerals.

When all of the Loud siblings were ready to go, Lori was the one driving the van.

"Hey, guys? Uhm, what's with all the weird behavior this morning?" Lincoln cracked the question. The sisters all tried to play low-key, but Lincoln knew something was up. 

"Uh, we heard that...uhm...some sixth graders have been getting attacked recently," Lucy claimed.

"Okay, but then why did Lana blow me a raspberry?" Lincoln countered back, still not believing it.

"Oh, I guess she just doesn't like you...or your habits," Lynn guessed.

"Wait, but don't you like Clyde? He has the same habits as me," Lincoln asked Lana.

"I love Clyde...I just don't like you," Lana explained as a few sisters laughed. Once Vanzilla arrived at the elementary school to drop off Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa, the van drove off.

"Shoot! I forgot I have a math test today!!" Lincoln moaned.

"Speaking of math, aren't you forgetting something else??" Lola asked while holding up the blank math packet she gave Lincoln on Friday.

"Oh no. I'm so sorry, Lola. Please, please, please forgive me!!" Lincoln pleaded. 

"You forgot to do my homework! Now I'm going to fail the quarter, it ends at the end of this week! That was a summative review packet! You'll pay for this, bub!" Lola screamed at him. Lincoln tried to apologize multiple times but it was no use, Lola wouldn't calm down. Eventually Lincoln just evacuated inside the school, but it would only get worse.

.............

"Are you sure we're doing the right thing, dudes? I don't think we should do this," Luna asked the eldest siblings, who were driving to high school and middle school. The sisters were discussing their so-called "planned operation".

"We have to. Did you not see how messed up he got yesterday? It's too dangerous to have him around here like that!" Leni corrected.

"So, are we just going to...uhm..." Luan stuttered.

"Yes, we already decided that, Luan. The hard part is figuring out how and when to do it because it won't be easy," Lori explained.

"Lynn, what was that thing you were saying about Southern Chicago?" Leni asked.

"Lincoln said something about it earlier. I was thinking that-" Lynn answered.

"Dudes, we shouldn't do this," Luna barged in.

"Luna, stop! We've already made our choice! He'll be better off with this anyway!" Lori said.

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