Jamais Vu

Chapter 13: A Reverse Sirotama

Many light-years away from planet Kairo, there was a certain moon that was known as Satabrim. Despite being just one of the many moons in the solar system, Satabrim was a special landmark in the galaxy. This is because Satabrim wasn't just a moon but also a prison. (Note: The following conversation has been translated from Otumainen to English.)

Officer: Halt! Who goes there?

Guard 1: Tukris sir, we are from sector G-26.34.

Officer: And who is that next to you?

Guard 2: Jaikan at your services, sir!

Officer: Jakun?

Jaikun: No, its "Jah-ee-can"

Prison planets, or in this case prison moons, serve one purpose and one purpose only. In order to secure the safety of the public, only guards and prisoners live on these rocks. In the case of Satabrim, there are over 100,000 guards and they are all guarding one prisoner. A prisoner so evil and deadly that not even hell wants anything to do with him. On Satabrim the nights are long and the highest temperature is around -200 degrees Celsius. The people here only see the sun a few times a month and the only way off the moon is when a cargo ship passes by. There is no escape from Satabrim. Any and all attempts of escape have all led to death, either by the guards or the harsh environment.

Officer: Well welcome to the shit hole known as Satabrim, better start making yourselves comfortable because you are going to be here for a really long time.

Tukris: Is he here?

Officer: Is who here?

Tukris: You know, the rumors. *whispers* Kem Fantimo Ento.

Back on Kairo, Onreifni is waking up in his room. He tosses his arm to the other side of the bed and feels something warm. "Hmm," he says as he grabs the warm squishy object. A strange moan came after. What could it be? Onreifni kept on grabbing and squeezing the warm object and the moan just kept getting louder. That was more than enough for Onreifni to wake up and open his eyes. To his surprise, he was not alone in bed.

Onreifni: B-B-Briotami?!

Briotami: *rubs her left eye* Oh, you're finally awake. Good morning Onreifni.

Onreifni: W-What are you doing in my bed? And w-why are you naked!?

That's right, for some reason Briotami was naked in the same bed as Onreifni . "Wait!" said Onreifni as he threw the bedsheets into the air. He gave a very feminine scream.

Onreifni: Briotami! W-W-Why am I naked too!? Don't tell me we-

Briotami: Simple, you were sweating so much that I just had to take off your clothes to stop you from overheating. You were having some kind of nightmare.

Onreifni: Okay but why are YOU naked?

Briotami: Well after you finally cool down you started to tremble from coldness. I had no choice but to use my own body to warm you up.

Onreifni almost fell off the bed after hearing her explanation. How could someone have such a way of thinking? Onreifni quickly got out of bed and put on some pants. He opened his closet and there was his uniform but there was also a female uniform in there. Onreifni didn't think of it too much, he just went to the bathroom and washed his face. That is when he noticed. Two toothbrushes. Two towels. Two shampoo bottles and two piles of dirty laundry. Yup, there was no doubt about it, Briotami had moved into his room.

Onreifni: Uh, Briotami? How long was I out for?

Briotami: About 3 days. Why?

Onreifni: Just wondering, why is all your stuff here?