Ibon
TITSER: Ano ang pambansang ibon?
STUDENT: chicken?
TITSER: hindi kulay brown ito,
STUDENT: alam ko na ma'am. Fried chicken!
TITSER: hindi, mas maliit pa ito sa chicken
STUDENT: ah alam ko na ma'am, Knorr Chicken Cubes
TITSER: get out !
