1 Assignment=suspension
TEACHER: Juan one plus one?
JUAN: Ma'am hindi ko po alam.
TEACHER: Oh sige assignment mo yan sa bahay.
" umuwi na si juan sa bahay,at tinanong kaagad ang kanyang nanay"
.JUAN: Ma' ma' one plus one?
MAMA: Litshi bos!
JUAN: Ate ate! One plus one?
ATE: Dyan lang sa tabi!!!
JUAN: Kuya,kuya,one plus one?
KUYA: Cmon guys.
JUAN: Uncle,uncle,one plus one?
UNCLE: I shall return.
"pagkinabukasan pomasok na si juan sa school"
JUAN: Ma'am,ma'am,may assignment na ako.
TEACHER: Oh sige, one plus one,?
JUAN: Litshi bos!
TEACHER: Saan mo yan nkuha?
JUAN: Dyan lang sa tabi.
TEACHER: Epa principal kita!
JUAN: Cmon guy's.
PRINCIPAL: Esuspinded kita one year!
JUAN: I shall return!!!!
HAHAHA.
