Rantipole|ERERI|

-Chapter 1-

Eren's PoV

Finally.School was over, summer came and everyone was happy.It was a great year, I got to hang out with my friends a lot and surprisingly I didn't fail any of my classes.
"Eren how are you not in flames yet? It's really hot today." Said Jean.
"What do you mean?" Armin asked his boyfriend in confusion.
"He probably means my hair.It's really long"
I used to cut my hair regularly but around the middle of the year I stopped because I just couldn't care anymore.Before I stopped caring about my hair there were a few girls who were head over heels for me but after I growed my hair out the number of them doubled.

Last year I was a cute little boy and everyone treated me like their little brother but now that I act like a total douchebag I could get a girl without a problem.Now don't get me wrong I'm not a player, hell I don't even like girls.Yes, the handsome impersonation of a sex god is gay.That's why I have quite a lot of female friends.And I don't have worry about them trying to get together with me since all of them are taken.

School barely ended but our friend group was already hanging out at a local cafe.
"Hey shitmonger what are you drinking?"
"Jean I swear to god if you call me that ever again I'm going to stick a shoe up your crusty dusty ass."
"Fine then, Avatar the last airbender."
"Shut up you horse faced dick eater!"
"Just tell me what are you drinking!"
"Why do you wanna know?"
"BECAUSE I WANT TO THROW IT AT EREN,WHAT DO YOU THINK?I WANT TO ORDER IT!"
"Jean if you throw anything at Ereh I'll cut off your tiny dick."
"Mikasa that was a joke" Armin muttered while  rolling his eyes.
Yup, this is definitely our friend group.Jean, the angry horseface, Armin, the sassy boyfriend,Mikasa, the mother, Connie the dumbass, Sasha, the food destroyer and....Me.

"Excuse me,could you please leave the cafe?You are annoying the other customers." One of the waiters said.
I was already walking towards the doors while the others quietly stood up.We were already used to this.
We would always get kicked out because of Connie and Jean.
"Great job guys.You got us kicked out.Again"
"It's not my fault that Baldie right here won't tell me the liquid he was consuming"
"Hey I'm not bald! I have hair!
"And there they go again.Screaming at each other like two dumb bitch."
And there goes Armin again being the sassy boyfriend he is.It's quite funny watching Armin calling his boyfriend a dumb bitch and other not nice words...

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"Sasha did you already eat the snacks I bought?"
"Sorry Mikasa they were too tasty for me to stop eating them." Mikasa's response to this was a loong sigh. I couldn't blame her though.Her favorite cookies got completely destroyed by her friend.And yes, Sasha did know that those were her favorite cookies.
"Let's just watch the film." Sometimes I'm sorry for Mikasa. She's really kind and she is a perfect sister too.And all she gets back is her cookies being eaten.
"What the-"
"This is an emergency alert message.This is not a test.This warning is for the following area.States located on the east coast of the United States and surrounding areas.A viral outbreak has occurred.It is highly contagious and lethal.Please stay in your homes and do not panic if you come into contact with a sick individual, please call the Centers for Disease Control immediately and quarantine individuals who present symptoms. Symptoms include but are not limited to seizures, convulsing, cold skin, sweating, anger, violent outbursts, extreme hunger and bleeding from the eyes, nose, mouth and ears.This is not a test."
"Please tell me that this is one of your pranks Jean..."
"I wish I could say it was...but...This-This is real."
"What?"
"Guys I just got a notification from my phone.It says: The virus that has been discovered spreads through bites, or the sick individual's blood entering a wound through the skin."
"I think I'm going to throw up-" Armin quickly left the room and ran towards the bathroom.Everyone was in shock.Is this really happening?

I looked around the room and saw that everyone was as pale as the wall.
"Someone pinch me so I can wake up from this dream."
"This is real..."

*BANG*