A/N Look at the title. You have been warned.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like random.
You: hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: IT'S TIME TO SAIL THE SS SHIT TURD
Stranger: YAAAASSS
Stranger: To mexico!
You: YES WHERE WE SHALL EAT TACOS AND WEAR SOMBREROS ALL DAY
Stranger: And Burritos
You: ah yes, can't forget the burritos
Stranger: Never forget.... The BURRTIOS
You: OR we should go to France and eat baguettes and croissants
You: AND wear berets!
You: omg i should grow a mustache
Stranger: And paint!
You: true, true
Stranger: And I should be a butcher
Stranger: Yas
You: hmm i'm trying to think of stereotypical things for england
You: let's drink TEA and eat crumpets!
Stranger: Be an asshole?
You: OOOH shots fired
Stranger: Hell yeah
You: but i think the asshole thing is more the united states...
You: FAT PEOPLE YEAH
Stranger: YAAAAAAS
You: and measles
You: can't forget the measles
Stranger: And Taco Bell
You: basically fast food and fatness
Stranger: Yeah
You: let's see...
Stranger: Canadians!
You: YES
You: let's go to canada and see the people riding meese
Stranger: WHERE THEY EAT BUTTS AND POOP OUT MOOSES
You: MEESE
Stranger: No
You: yeah and where they'll apologize to us
Stranger: They apologize for us stealing
You: yeah!
You: I KNOW LET'S GO TO RUSSIA
Stranger: Germans?
Stranger: RUSSIA IS BETTER
You: I KNOW
You: LET'S BE RUSSIAN
Stranger: YAAAAAAAASSS
You: Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITE YOU!
Stranger: That is the best poem ever
You: IKR
Stranger: POEM WRITE YOU
You: ALL HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA
Stranger: RUSSIA!!!!!!
You: LET'S GO TO ITALY
You: pasta and mario
Stranger: Assholes and goats
You: .-. wut
Stranger: I don't know anymore......
Stranger: Sad me
Stranger: NOTICE ME
Stranger: LOVE ME
You: i'm sorry
You: i was on the piano
Stranger: I like pianos
You: but my friend just wouldn't shut up
You: but it's okay because i hung up and got off the piano
You: so i'm back now
Stranger: Yay
You: but now i'm on the table
You: because i'm bored
You: hmm... being on a table is interesting
Stranger: Why
You: because it's table-like
Stranger: Oh
You: yeah...
You: IDK SAVE ME
Stranger: Sad
You: i'm sorry i have to go now... i'm totally procrastinating right now
Stranger: Oh no......
Stranger: LOVE ME
You: goodbye forever
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: THIS HURTS ME INSIDE
You: I HAVE TO DO THIS
You: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Stranger: What's your number!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: NO I CAN'T
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
You: GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: I WILL DIEEEE
Stranger: AHHHHHHH
You: NO YOU HAVE TO LIVE! FOR BOTH OF US
You: NOW IT'S UP TO YOU...
You: Okay, sorry. Bye.
You have disconnected.
A/N So. Who wants to join me in making racist stereotype jokes? I'll start. GERMANY WITH LOTS OF SAUSAGES!
also anyone who got my wicked reference, you are amazing
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Weird Omegle Chats
RandomThe chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I...
