Weird Omegle Chats

Surprise! I'm Actually a Tree

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like food.

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: sometimes i stare at trees and i think about photosynthesis

Stranger: are you a tree?

You: HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT?

Stranger: i can feel it seriously!

Stranger: so how do you feel about illegal loggers?

You: they're terrifying

You: all of our horror movies are about them

You: sometimes i can't even start respiration because of it

Stranger: does it hurt when they cut you the loggers

You: i haven't been cut yet

You: i've lost several siblings to them though

You: it's a horrible social injustice that needs to be stopped

Stranger: oh i see, you have to prepare for it LOL

You: WHY IS IT NOT OKAY TO MURDER HUMANS BUT IT'S OKAY TO MURDER TREES

You: just because we can't actually move fast enough to stage a protest does NOT mean we're not people too!

Stranger: no its not okay to murder trees!!!

You: TREES ARE FRIENDS NOT WOOD

Stranger: without trees there's no human being!!!

You: yeah you would all die without our magical tree powers

Stranger: nope, i am ghost i died 50 years ago

You: were you murdered by illegal loggers?

Stranger: hitler killed me!!!!!

You: he had a really ugly mustache

Stranger: hey tree whats your name?

You: branchy

Stranger: ooh not banana?

You: i'm not a banana tree i'm a branch tree

You: because i have branches instead of bananas

Stranger: m or f?

You: i'm both trees have multiple genders

Stranger: acacia?

You: i have multiple genitalia in the form of my flowers

Stranger: so tree how can you type???

Stranger: LMfao

You: it's part of the tree powers thing i dictate it with my thoughts and a squirrel types it

Stranger: damn squirrels!

You: squirrels are excellent typewriters

 Stranger has disconnected.  

A/N So, I'm not dead, as many may have believed. I'm actually a tree. Do you know how hard it is to get wifi when you're standing outside 24/7?