You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like random.
You: hi
You: i think my mom impregnated my friend
Stranger: Remember those cute deadly unicorns, I do, their rainbow poop was deadly as hell man
Stranger: Good times right?
You: but omg unicorn poop is delicious
Stranger: I know! but those unicorns werent normal! So it wasn't the same, it was sad I know
You: oh that's weird
You: were they black or something?
Stranger: They where black and green I believe
Stranger: But their poop was glowing green, and radioactive
You: whoa bruh were you like investigating their poo
Stranger: Yes man, I was hoping it was okay to eat, but no it wasnt, I had my butler take a bite, but he turned into a carrot with pig feet, and then a bird came by and took him
You: aww now you don't have a butler
You: well at least you're not a carrot
Stranger has disconnected.
A/N I was trying to be optimistic, but they just LEFT ME! Honestly though, you could use that for everything. (e.g. I failed my test? AT LEAST I'M NOT A CARROT! My turtle died? AT LEAST I'M NOT A CARROT! My poop looks weird? AT LEAST I'M NOT A CARROT!)
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Weird Omegle Chats
RandomThe chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I...
