!CW!: cussing
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"It's okay (Y/N), he was a dirt bag anyway!" Niki comfortingly rubbed my upper back.
"Yeah! That daft cunt doesn't realize how fucking amazing you are! If I wasn't here I'd-"
"Minx! Not the time..." Niki hurriedly said.
"What......what do you think they're doing right now..?" I sniffled.
"Like, what the guys are doing or what that bitch is doing with that hoe?" Puffy questioned.
"What Courtney and Gavin are doing...."
"Right now, he's probably slow dancing with that bleach blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky." Puffy shrugged.
"Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey like you can (Y/N)." Minx laughed.
"Right now? He's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo." Niki said with a hidden giggle.
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Karl was in the kitchen snickering to himself at all of this because he had Dream and Techno watching them at the bar and was being texted everything that was happening. Everything the girls were saying was true unfortunately.
"And neither of them know what the guys are doin'!" Foolish looked up from the sandwiches he was making and giggled with Karl.
/X~×~X\
I looked down at the empty pint of ice cream and felt like crying again. I licked the spoon clean and got up from my bed to head down stairs. Minx took the ice cream and spoon from me while Niki pushed me into the bathroom. She cleaned up what little makeup I had on and redid it while I went over outfit ideas in my head. The sleeves on my shirt were covered in unnecessary tears and instant regret. I wanted out.
"Niki, I appreciate the effort but I think I'm just gonna take a shower. I wanna start over right now..." I wiped the few stray tears from my red cheeks.
"O-oh! Of course, love! You do whatever you think is best for you right now. Minx and I will be in the living room waiting." She gave me a warm smile and sympathetic eyes. I nodded and closed the bathroom door after she walked out.
/X~×~X\
The sheets on my bed were cold as I flopped onto it face first. My pillow was sandwiched between my arms as my face was buried in it. Niki knocked on the door before walking in.
"H-hey! Um, the guys are back! I don't know if you want to see them right now, o-or-"
"They went out and got me snacks and shit, of course wanna see them.....they're in the living room?"
"Techno and Dream are still at the store, I'm talking about the rest of the guys.
"Ah, they ditched me to do something else and now they're coming back? So they're in the living room?
"Yes! They're waiting for you out there, Minx is keeping Tommy from bursting in here and just yelling what happened." She giggled at her last sentence ad did I.
"Oh no, what did they do." I giggled and rolled my eyes.
We walked down the stairs into the living room. It was a little funny seeing everyone in my small apartment. There was a spot on the couch for me between Sapnap and Ranboo so I took it. Sapnap hugged me the moment I sat down. I felt like crying again but I sucked it up and looked to Tommy. He glanced around the room at everyone and they all but out laughing before I spoke.
"W-wait, what's happening?" I questioned.
"I dug my house key into the side-" He started laughing again.
"-of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive!" Wilbur finished and gave Tommy a high five.
Sapnap put his hand on my knee and turned to me saying "I carved my name..."with a malicious smile growing on his face and we both looked to George as he finished for Sapnap. "Into his leather seats!" He howled with laughter as the adrenaline surged back into his veins.
"Oh! Oh! Big Q-" Tubbo began.
"I took a Luisville slugger to BOTH headlights!" Quackity slapped his knee and held his stomach as he laughed.
"We slashed a hole in all four tires!" Ranboo and Tubbo said at the same time.
"Maybe next time he'll think, uh..." Jack stuttered wanting to get in on the fun.
"Before he cheats." Philza walked into the house with Kristin behind him.
I sat there astonished at the fact that they went out of their way to do that for me. I started laughing uncontrollably as did everyone else.
"Wait! You mean....to tell me...." I wheezed at the though of Ranboo or Tubbo doing anything remotely delinquent esc. But hearing them say they smashed my ex's headlights on his oh so beautiful car? THAT'S priceless.
"You mean to tell me y'all wrecked my ex's car for me? I didn't think either of you had it in you to do that shit! That's utterly priceless." I motioned to the bee boy and real life Enderman before crossing my arms and leaning into Sapnap.
"Oh yeah? Well...we did! Haha! So there!" Tubbo fist bumped Tommy.
"We wanted to make you feel better and wanted to join in on the fun the rest of the guys were having..." Ranboo sheepishly looked away rubbing the back of his neck.
"Philza Watson Minecraft, you just let them do this?!" I wheezed again.
He shrugged his shoulders and said he wasn't made aware of what they were going to do, he was just told to meet up at your place apparently.
"What about Dream and Techno? I thought they were on an ice cream run-" Karl handed me his phone and I scrolled through the group chat he was in with them. I looked up at Karl and looked around the room making sure to make eye contact with everyone.
"Oh they speedrunning that fuckers life."
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A/N- I know no one wants to read an author's note but hear me out! I hope you all enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Thanks so much to @/annieblakex on TikTok for giving me the idea and thanks given to the creator of the TikTok who had the idea in the first place @/basementfoxes.x.bigqfan1!
