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Mumza: I am the genie of the lamp, what is your wish?

Niki: I wish that all pro-life men were pregnant right now >:D

Mumza: Seriously?

Niki: Psh, yeah, seriously

Mumza: But they don't have uteruses?

Minx: Niki, wish that they had dude-ruses >:D

Mumza: They don't have ovaries??

Hannah: Niki, wish that they had bro-varies >:D

Mumza: They don't have vaginas??!

Puffy: tHen giVe tHem vA-gUy-NaS, dude, the fuck?

Mumza: Don't you think you're being a bit harsh? Forcing a bunch of men to have children they didn't want..?

Niki: ...

Minx: ...

Hannah: ...

Puffy: ...

Mumza: ...

All of them: HAHAHAHAHGAGAGGAAGGAHANSNRNNG

(In all seriousness though, your body. Your choice. Fuck the Supreme Court. Them old ass white men finna die in the next 15 years anyway :D)

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