Drabbles PT. 4

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Dream: These are the rules: No tickling, don't be a bitch, pants must be worn the entire duration of the game

Sapnap: *slams fist on desk* THAT'S BULLSHIT!

George:

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George: Who ate my leftovers?!!

Foolish: Who ate my brothers ass? -_-

George: 😳

Foolish: 😒

Dream: 😏

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Dream: What do I need to do to make myself more appealing to crows?

Philza: You gotta learn to speak the language

Philza: CAW CAW CAW?

Chat: CAW CAW CAW

Dream: ...I-

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Dream: HAVE AT THEE!

Tommy: *whack*

Dream: AH, MY FUCKING KNEE

Tommy: Get Axe of Peace'd, BITCH! Thanks for the Axe, Punz

Dream: PUNZ, WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Punz: Like I said, YOU SHOULD'VE PAID ME MORE 😌💅

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Friendly reminder that I have a link to my Discord server in my bio!

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Wilbur: So no head?


Wilbur: *breaks phone*

Wilbur: *jumps on skateboard to break that too*

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Dream: *shoots firework crossbow at roof*

The firework explodes and Foolish takes damage from it

Foolish: *flinches and slides off couch*

Foolish: this is why mom doesn't FUCKING love you!

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Techno: RAGH!

Nikki: staaaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant :<

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Schlatt: *cough*

Tubbo: are you sick???

Schlatt: yeah, could I get some chicken noodle soup..?

Tubbo: No, just shut the fuck up and die slowly <3

Schlatt: o-okay-

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Nikki: *lights L'mantree on fire*

Nikki: 🎶this tree is on fiiiiiiiiiiiiire🎵

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Sapnap: mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick-

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Tommy: Sure you may be verified on Twitter....but are you verified...in the eyes of God?

Techno: Absolutely not *snaps fingers*

Tommyinit was struck by lightning

Techno: Thanks, Momza

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