Crack That Never Ends

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Puffy: This is the 3rd victim we've found this week, we gotta find this killer.....

Nikki: That's why I'm here. *shows badge* Todd Phillips, NYPD. I'll be taking this case off your hands.

Philza: And I'll be taking this case off of your hands. *shows drivers license* Phil Miller, NCIS. So what kinda case we got here?

Eret: One that I'm about to solve. *shows Chuck E. Cheese playpass* Anton Laywenhook, FBI. Really looks like this killer went at it, huh?

Punz: So we're gonna have to go at it even harder to find this maniac. *shows passport* Michael Jordan, CIA. I can't wait to find this lunatic....

Charlie: That's why we're not waiting at all. *shows peanutbutter jar* Cornelius Cob, TSA. This kinda behavior isn't gonna fly with me.

Antfrost: That's why in here to get this guy grounded. *shows Old Spice deodorant* Flart McGarken, PHD. God, this makes me sick-

Velvet: Tell me about it? *shows seashell* Dingus McFlingus, TGIF. We got any leads on this guy yet?

Minx: Only the ones I'm here to find. *shows cardboard cutout of a star glued to a stick* Dolly Parton, LMNOP. So, are we all just gonna stand here or what?

Fundy: I'll go with "or what". *shows 2  slices of bread* Splart Flanders, STDPBandJ. So, what do we know?

Techno: Only what I'm about to tell you. *shows Psyduck plushie* Denis Raider, BTK. I killed those people.

Ponk: Just like we're about to- wait, hold up....you did  w h a t?

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