Dream: Why can't you give a lap dance to Satan? Where in the bible does it say you can only throw it back on The Lord??? I'll wait.
Dream: ALSO
Dream: Hypothetically, if God sent you from Heaven to Hell- but the way he sent you down there was by forcing you to slide down a 20👏mile👏long👏pole👏......you're telling me....you're not gonna do any tricks on the way down!??
Dream: Look, I'm not a pole dancer or anything, but if I had to slide down a pole that long I guarantee you that by the time I hit the bottom I would be a 👌fucking👌 ✨professional✨
Sam: ................
Sam: This is why George doesn't visit anymore-
