Dream: Who ever invented Quizlet needs to get their ass ate for real-
Dream: *looks over to Sapnap* Don't- Don't look at me like that, I took your Monster Ultra once and I'll do it again motherfucker *throws ham slice so it lands on his face*
Sapnap: 😧
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Tommy: Yo that shit was bussin bussin
Tubbo: For real for real 😌
Ranboo: My lord, these fries are unequivocally fucking ✨bussing✨
Tommy and Tubbo: *dying*
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Philza: Techno you just hit a kid!
Techno: Said kid shouldn't have been in the road :/
Philza: You're driving on the sidewalk in front of an orphanage, mate!
Techno: *makes a hard right and crashes into the orphanage*
Philza: tecHnobLaDe nO-
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Dream: Is, uh, is Tommy here?
Techno: Actually-
Tommy: *jumps through window*
Techno: He just left
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Techno: Coffee, you're my only friend :<
Voices: let's commit a murder! :D
Techno: Eh, too dark- *pours in milk*
Voices: let's contemplate a murder!
Techno: perfect 👌
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Dream: Somebody should put you in a mental hospital
Tommy: And somebody should put you in a box and float you down a river, asshole ✋🙄
Dream: This- This is why Sam let you die in the prison :/
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Philza: Hey Techno I'm making french toast sticks in the oven, I'm gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in five minutes so I can flip them over
Five minutes later
Techno: Philza it's been five minutes flip your sticks
Philza: snnnnzzzzz
Techno: PHILZA YOUR STICKS
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Quackity: What the fuck you call me, dawg? I'm going full Mexican on your bitch ass!
Quackity: Será mejor que nos des una puta habitación, si no, voy a sacarte los ojos, amigo
Dream: Someone tell me what he's saying! What the fuck is he saying?! 😟
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Momza: I'm the Goddess of Death and I have come to- Are you guys playing CandyLand?!! 🥺
Dream and Techno in the prison cell:
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Momza: Can I play? :D
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Dream at the start of every video:
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(Quackity Translation: You better give us a fucking room, if not, I'm going to gouge your eyes out buddy)
