"So, uhh. Do you by any chance know how to break into a warehouse? Over." I ask after a short silence.
"Uh. Know how to do, what?" Was the answer Saeko gave me.
"Well, you see. There's this warehouse, and it's locked, and I need to get inside. But the door is blocked off, the windows are too high, and the shutters are down. I also can't make too much noise as I got 'unwanted guests' roaming about. Over." I explained my problem to Saeko. And a couple of minutes later, I got an answer.
"Hmm... can't say I can think of anything. Sorry..." A negative one that is.
"Maybe Takagi can think of something? Over." I turn my head towards the window next to me as I speak.
"Takagi? Umm, There are two Takagi's in the room right now Naier. Could you be more specific?" I hear her ask.
(Ohh right. Of course, uh, why do I suddenly feel like Saya is glaring at the radio right now?)
"The one that is probably glaring towards your direction? Over." I could hear Saeko trying to hold back a giggle as I finished my sentence, the radio then went silent. Only for a few seconds later...
"Huh? What did you tell her idiot, why is she giggling? Uhh, Over." Saeko's voice gets replaced by an annoyed one.
(Bullsfucking eye.)
"Hmm? I just asked her to give the radio to the person who looked the most grumpy in the room. Over." I answer casually.
"...What?! You are a goddamn Idiot! You know that!?" Saya comes back with an oh-so original statement.
"Well, I have you to keep reminding me of that, don't I?" All I got as an answer, was a 'HUM'. I could actually feel the tsundere-ism from all over the radio to be honest.
"So, what do you want?" Saya asks, sending the conversation back towards its main point.
(Uhh, doesn't this thing have a loudspeaker or something?)
I sigh under my breath as I explain to Saya about the warehouse...again.
"Did you try forcing the door open? You, you do have a weapon with you right?" Saya asks.
"No can do, the noise will probably cause the corpses around here to surround the area again. I'm not going to risk getting stuck in there with corpses blocking the only exit. And uhhh, all I got is a handgun, not enough to blast open a door. Over." The response I got, was an annoyed sigh.
"Ugh. Why do you even need to get in there? Actually, why did you even agree to go to that place in the first place? Over." Saya asks again.
"Huh, what'd ya mean? Didn't your mother explain that? Over."
"She said that you're going to make the power plant safe for the engineers to go and take over, so that the people would get a more positive view of you by helping the 'community'. Over." I could feel some obvious sarcasm seeping out from Saya's tone on the word 'community'.
(Yuriko lied to her? Saya doesn't know why I'm really here for? Ughh, goddamnit Yuriko, you have to warn me if you're going to pull stunts like these. I could have easily said something wrong and without even realizing it, blow the whole thing apart...)
"Uhhh...yeah. I just figured that the warehouse might have something I could use... you know, stuff... " I quickly made up an excuse, a pretty lame one too, as I heard Saya groan over the radio as a response.
"You. You really are an idiot. You should just focus on what you need to do and come back, needless side trips like these can get you killed. Over." Saya was actually speaking rather calmly now. I on the other hand...

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Summoned
FanfictionOC that has seen the anime and is thrown into the Hotd world. What else to say. Probable cringe-fest? No lemon trees?