The Road Trip: Part One

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Clint Barton created a group chat

Clint Barton added Natasha Romanoff, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, Bucky Barnes, and Sam Wilson

Clint Barton changed group name to Earths Mightiest Zeroes

Clint Barton: Sup losers

Natasha Romanoff: what do you want Clinton

Steve Rogers: is there tea?

Tony Stark: omfg who taught you that??

Peter Parker: that would be me *bows*

Clint Barton: *claps*

Peter Parker: *gasps* you speak my language!

Clint Barton: yes I do, anyway back to what I was going to say! Oh wait

Clint Barton changed Tony Stark to Small Can-Man

Small Can-Man: excuse me what the f u c k

Peter Parker: HA

Peter Parker changed Sam Wilson to Uncle Pigeon

Bucky Barnes: I am never calling you Sam again

Uncle Pigeon: try it Barnes I dare you

Bucky Barnes: ...

Bucky Barnes: PIGEON

Uncle Pigeon changed Bucky Barnes to Clown Boy

Clint Barton: okay well back to me

Scott Lang: oh my gosh wow hi! I can't believe I'm in a group chat with the Avengers! Wow

Hope Van Dyne: Scott calm down, also hi babe!

Natasha Romanoff: heyyy babe

Small Can-Man: wow how long has that been going on

Scott Lang: what about me :(

Peter Parker: what were you going to say Uncle Clint?

Clint Barton: thank you Peter, like I was saying we should go on a road trip

Small Can-Man: that's actually a good idea for once Linton

Natasha Romanoff changed Clint Barton to Lint

Lint: wow

Peter Parker: I wanna go on a road trip! Can we go Mr. Stark?

Hope Van Dyne: omg so pure

Small Can-Man: of course we can kid

Lint: well it's settled we're going on a road trip

Bruce Banner: where are we going?

Lint: don't you worry your pretty little head about that

Steve Rogers: that's concerning

Small Can-Man: I hate to agree with the old man but I agree

Peter Parker changed Steve Rogers to Old Man

Natasha Romanoff: I'm going to give you five seconds to tell us where we're going or you know what's going to happen

Hope Van Dyne: yeah go babe!

Lint: fine fine we're going to Niagara Falls

Peter Parker: awesome!

Scott Lang: I still can't believe that I'm going on a trip with the Avengers, let me start packing!

Scott Lang is offline

Natasha Romanoff changes Hope Van Dyne to Babe

Babe: I better go pack too, when do we leave?

Lint: tomorrow at 9 am

Babe: k we'll see you guys tomorrow bye babe 😘

Natasha Romanoff: bye babe! ❤️

Babe is offline

Small Can-Man: it's weird to see her so affectionate

Natasha Romanoff: shut up small man

Peter Parker: ajapsbow small man

Peter Parker changed Natasha Romanoff to Queen Spider

Queen Spider changed Peter Parker to Baby Spider

Baby Spider: I am not a baby >:(

Uncle Pigeon: sure you aren't child

Clown Boy: hey why isn't Thor here

Lint: he's on AsGaRd doing royal stuff

Queen Spider: everybody should go pack because if you aren't at the vans tomorrow at 9 we're leaving you here

Small Can-Man: yes ma'am

Old Man: yes ma'am

Lint: yes ma'am

Baby Spider: yes ma'am

Bruce Banner: yes ma'am

Clown Boy: yes ma'am

Uncle Pigeon: yes ma'am

Queen Spider is offline
Clown Boy is offline
Lint is offline
Bruce Banner is offline
Baby Spider is offline
Old Man is offline
Small Can-Man is offline
Uncle Pigeon is offline

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