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(Best Q&A I found on Tumblr ever-)

1. Kitchen Counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

Hikaru: Mm, on top of a dryer. Makes the person vibrate too~

Tikore: Dryer. Definitely dryer~

Marshall Lee: Do I really have to pick just one?

2. Something that never fails to make you horny?

Hikaru: Lee's moaning and begging~ It's nice to hear and watch him make so many expressions~

Tikore: Dirty talk of any kind. *blush* Its just sexy as hell~! Hearing that they might do so many naughty things to me- I mean, heh..

Marshall Lee: Just knowing someone's hard for me~ 'Cause than I want to fuck them raw~ Hear me, grey~?

3. Where is one place you would never have sex?

Hikaru: Nowhere. Literally nowhere. I'd fuck my angel when and where ever I can~ *wink*

Tikore: A restaurant! I don't want people to hear me when they're eating... *dark blush*

Marshall Lee: Nowhe- Well, park actually. Don't know when the sun will return when your there...

4. What is the best way to sexually bind someone: handcuffs, rope, or other?

Hikaru: Rope. Definitely the rope. What the hell would be another way anyway? (Besides handcuffs and rope)

Tikore: Mm~ I like a set of handcuffs~ They keep me in place and make me beg more for Shadow Man~

Marshall Lee: Either works great~ But rope would be better. You'd have to be really fuckin' strong to snap that.

5. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

Hikaru: I like it when angel cums for me many times~ Addicting taste is all I can say~

Tikore: It depends on if Kota's still being the sexy juggalo~ 'Cause than one ain't enough~

Marshall Lee: Multiple of them. Gives me more reasons to screw Homestuck as much as possible when he's real horny~

6. Three spots that drive you insane?

Hikaru: Gills, fins, and bulge~ Thought that would have been obvious~

Tikore: Hm~ Horns, fins, and this small area on my neck~ Cod~

Marshall Lee: Bite marks, shoulder blades (scratchin' 'em), and dick.

7. Worst possible time to get horny?

Hikaru: When with the kids. Cause than I can't do anythin' bout the problem. Yet~

Tikore: Cooking. It has to be when I'm cooking..

Marshall Lee: There's never a bad time~ *smirk*

8. What do you wear to bed?

Hikaru: Just boxers. For maybe some fun a little while later.~

Tikore: That depends on which kind of mood I'm in~ Innocent~ Or horny~

Marshall Lee: Usually boxers, but maybe a t-shirt too. Depends.

9. What is one song you'd like to have sex to?

Hikaru: S.E.X by Nickelback. That one had to be obvious to you people. Or at least it should have been.

Tikore: Talking Body by Tove Lo~ It just gets me goin'~

Marshall Lee: Flesh by Simon Curtis. I got a feeling it'd make grey even hornier~

10. Do you have any sex toys? (What are they? How long have you had them?)

Hikaru: Well no shit. I'm one kinky seadweller. Basically every toy there is, I own. For a long time~

Tikore: Who doesn't? I've got gags, I've got dildos- Does lingerie count, or no?

Marshall Lee: Mm, I got a few~ But I'm not telling~ *wink*

11. Do you watch porn?

Hikaru: I use to. Use being the keyword here.

Tikore: If I'm alone and horny. Yes. Than I'd give Kota a call right after~

Marshall Lee: That's where most of my sex knowledge came from, so no shit Sherlock. Tch.

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