man, fuck you! › b-rabbit

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• Delaney •

"Whaddup?" I asked as he pulled me to a quieter part of the Shelter.

"Everything with yo' pops squared away?" He asked me.

"Thanks for asking, but nope." I said popping the p. "He brought some bitch home yesterday, like what the fuck! She's aroun' my age..shit.." I was getting frustrated.

"Shit.. you ok..?" He asked me.

I nodded my head.

"Yeah, I guess."

"It doesn't help that the girl who caused my parents divorce is here."

"Rabbit, cmon your up next."

Jimmy looked at Iz and Sol and then back at me.

"Feel better pretty lady." Jimmy sent me a smile and left to do his next battle.

I walked back onto the stage and saw he was Battling Lotto next.

"Aw shit, look at him taking his shirt off." I said to Sol, referring to Lotto.

"Cmon baby! Rip it!" Papa doc yelled.

The beat started playing.

"I spit a racial slur hawkey sue me, this shit is a horror movie but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!"

"Messin' with lotto, dawg you gotta be kidding! That makes me think you really don't have an interest in living."

"You think these muhfuckers gon feel the shit you say? I got a better chance joining the KKK."

"On some real shit though, I like you that's why I didn't want to be the person you commit suicide to!" Lotto put his hand around Jimmy's shoulder.

"Fuck lotto!? Call me a leader! I feel bad I gotta murder this dude from leavin' the beaver!"

"I used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode, but if you gotta go you gotta go!"

"I hate to do this, but I want it to last so I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ass!"

"If all is well then it ends in a good way, I'll end this shit with a fuck you but have a nice day!"

"Alright, Bunny rabbit's up next! DJ spin that shit!"

"Cmon rabbit!" I yelled

"Ward, I think you were a little hard In The Beaver, so was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Mrs Cleaver." Jimmy rapped and pointed at Papa Docs girl, Papa Doc, and Lickity Split.

"This guy keeps screaming he's paranoid! Quick someone get his ass another steroid!"

"blah BLAH BLUH HAVAHS BLAH i ain't hear a word you said.. HIBBITY HOOP BLAH!"

"Is that a tank top or a new bra, look snoop dog just got a fucking boob job!"

"Didn't you listen to the last round meat head! Pay attention you sayin' the same shit he said.."