Isekai Method: How to be Transported into a Different World (Isekaied)

Chapter 38.5: Lmao

I'm here after learning how to write a little better. I'll continue writing but I have lost a lot of the notes and info so many things might not match up, but y'all are just asking for more so here it is.

This is a joke I found in the comment section and I lost it somewhere, but I wanted to start it off with it. 

--- Lol ---

One step away from losing all will. A man from behind grabbed the back of the collar and dragged my helpless body across the wide-open field. 

With a strong thud, he released me and shoved me on a wooden board, shaped to hold someone's head. 

It was as if the souls were pulling me down to the bloodstained wood. 

I put all my effort to push my chin up and see Eri for the last time. The two eyes met, perhaps for the last time.

Multiple guardsmen struggled to keep Eri down as she used the last bit of her strength, scratching and punching her way through the guards. 

A mixed emotion of happiness and despair filled my heart seeing Eri fighting for me, yet I knew everything was over.

At that moment, a muted roar of a creature rang throughout the Coliseum. Though the sound of the crowd drowned out the roar a fair amount, many questioned it.  

The man received a hand signal, telling him to speed up the process.

"Now, let us hear his last words!" the man said while presenting the man in utmost despair.

Fuck it.

There was a tiny bit of hope left in me: A miracle. 

God, please work...

"Men...Menu..." I said with all I had left in me.

The menu flung open in a bright flash, lighting up the eyes of the people around me. 

Time Acceleration*...!

[ Unable to Cast: On Cooldown ]

Adventurer's Will*...

[ Unable to Cast: On Cooldown ]

With all my options depleted, I let all my strength lose throughout my body.

"Heh... haha...ha...," I laughed, having lost all hopes. 

Roooaarr-!

Once again, a roar of a creature rang throughout the Coliseum, loud enough for everyone to start looking around them.

The man fell into a panic looking at the smirk on my face.

"Quickly strike him down!" he yelled with a trembling voice. It was the fear of the unknown, nothing more or less. 

The executioner ax came down toward my neck as I waited for a quick and painless death with my eyes closed.

Eri... I'm sorry... I...

ROOOOAAAARRR!!!

The loudest roar struck the entire crowd. 

"What in oblivion is that!?" the man exclaimed as he pointed at the sky.

A guard turned around and yelled at the man over the tall point.

"Sentries, what do you see?" she asked nonchalantly. 

A deafening thump blasted through the entire coliseum, shaking the earth and knocking everyone on their feet down on the ground.

"DRAGON!" the guard shouted. 

With no one pushing me down, I shot my body up and saw what was happening above me. 

"What the FUCK!?" I said out loud with a scuffed voice, seeing a dragon on top of the coliseum.

The dragon let out a thundering shout that nearly made me go deaf. It was loud enough to completely wake me up.

The atmosphere became dusty as all the dust kicked up in the air. The dragon lit the entire coliseum on fire, causing a mass panic. 

A random man from behind me shouted at me.

"Hey, you. Get up! Come on, the gods won't give us another chance!" the blonde man yelled.

A new hud popped up in front of me as I turned around toward him.

[ Make your way to the keep ]

I looked back up at the dragon in disbelief.

Oh god... I'm a Dragonborn...

--- END OF CHAPTER ---

Waz up, guys. Please don't kill me. I'm back on this. I refined my writing skills and came back to finish what I started. That's all I have to say. 

Sorry for making y'all wait.

FYI: The update won't be that frequent.