Jaspar One Shots [abandoned] boyxboy

OTPs

~edited december 14th 2015~
y'all wanted a phan kiss, soo... 👀

edited bits in italics

added short author's note at the end! (trust me you'll want to read it lolzor)

-Joe POV-

I was in my bed when my phone rang. I had just got back from a long day, and honestly, I wasn't in the mood for talking.

Nevertheless, I hastily picked it up, and answered with an irritated

"Yes?"

"Hi, Joe! It's Kerry, from YouTube headquarters UK." She was way too excited. It just made me more mad. But then her tone darkened.

"Look, YouTube is losing money. People aren't into it anymore. We need something to bring the people back. And what does most of the YouTube community consist of?" She asked me.

"Um..." I racked my brain. "Fangirls?"

"Bingo." I temporarily forgot about my bad mood, pleased that I got the answer correct. Kerry continued talking.

"We need something that will draw in the fangirls. Something big. So, will you be at YouTube headquarters LA the day before vidcon?"

I am slightly confused. What was I doing?

"Wha- Well what will I be doing?"

"That, Mr. Sugg, is for you to find out."

And she hung up.

I will say one thing. These people are really good at drawing you in. I can only imagine what they have planned.

-

I arrive at the Los Angeles headquarters with Caspar, he had gotten the same call. I look up at the building. Although the sun blinds my eyes, so I look back down and walk through the doors.

Once inside, we immediately see Tyler, harassing the lady at the main desk.

"Listen, bitch! I just want to know why the fuck I'm here!"

"Mr. Oakley, if you'd please just follow the-" He cuts her off

"I DO NOT WANT TO WALK INTO SOME FUCKED UP-" Although this is fun to watch, the poor woman is about 2 seconds away from calling security.

"Tyler!" I call. "That's enough." The lady looks relieved.

"Great." Tyler mumbles. "Now I can have bodyguards." He says sarcastically. I sigh and ask for what we're supposed to do.

"Just follow the signs." She sighs. I can tell she doesn't want to talk anymore.

"Here!" Caspar shouts. Me and Tyler walk over to him. He's standing in front of a sign that says:

"Youtubers this way..." There are many more saying the same thing. I engage in conversation with Caspar and Tyler.

The signs lead to an elevator, and once we got in, we saw that the floor three button had colorful tape around it. So we pressed that one, of course.

We got off and saw loads of other youtubers in a large studio. Apparently, we were among the last to come.

There were loads of chairs, all in pairs. Each couple of chairs had a piece of paper taped to it, each with a ship name.

I stifled a laugh as I sat with Caspar at our designated 'Jaspar' spot. Tyler went to sit with Troye at 'Troyler.'*

After what seemed like ages, 'Janya' stumbled out of the elevator. Jim spoke up.