This is like a chapter for all of my random thoughts and stuff so I could clean up my book a bit
- All of the hermits but with ✨anime eyes✨
- Hermits saying things that are clearly implying cuss words but then they change it last minute to something that doesn't make sense
Ex: Podzol Anthem "It won't spread like grass, mycelium looks like... Butt"
After Beef's turn at the despookification thingy 'all the previous steps were pointless lol' "Son of a- better. Much much better"
Mumbo's poem about Scar's throne, "Use your special pass and you will find where you rest your... butt." Literally it is so dumb but I love it-WHAT IF THE HERMITS BLUSHED THEIR ICONIC COLOR LIKE ZEDAPH WOULD BE PURPLE AND XISUMA WOULD BE GREEN AND SCAR WOULD BE ORANGE I MEAN COME ON WHO WOULDN'T LIKE THAT
- California Gurls by Katy Perry but with the Pacific Boys. Why? It says daisy dukes. Iskall is wearing daisy dukes. You can probably get the same syllables if you try hard enough (switch pacific to pacificA) They kind of give off that vibe. That's all I can think of right now. Any more reasons will be taken into consideration.
- My face is very similar to IRL Zedaph's and I don't know how that makes me feel
- G Team's base could have been called the g-spot
- I may not be a Christmas fan, but damn Hermitcraft really tests that
- What if Beef is called that because bf sounds like Beef wouldn't that be super cute
- The hermits should get tiktok. I don't know what they would do on it, but I want to see how they would handle it. Maybe I just want a Joe Hills and Hank Green collab
- What instruments would each hermit play in a band setting?
- Zedaph reminds me of Rattus Rattus from Horrible Histories and I can't get that out of my head. (watch Horrible Histories if you don't mind blood)
- I absolutely LOVE the new skins omfg they look so cool
- help me I have over 80 Hermitcraft episodes I need to watch and I don't have time
- If Joe Hills just turned 35... That means he's a damn millennial!!! /lh
- haha how the absolute lumber FUCK did the season just end I am still like 90 episodes behind haha help me haha
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FanfictionThis is my first fanfiction that I wrote. I write when I feel like it, so updates aren't consistent Mostly fluff. Minimal angst. No smut. - CONSTANTLY UNDER EDITING - I try to respect boundaries, so please let me know if I overstep! *Cover isn't me*...