Ren: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Iskall: It's you
Ren: What?
Iskall: What?
Stress: Love is cheap but this booze is cheaper
False: ...you're drinking a capri sun
Jevin: At least I'll be dying doing something I love
Wels: Wait, what do you love?
Jevin: dying (〒﹏〒)
Grian: Halloween makes me go 🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤
Etho, mouth full of nerds: this is a verbal conversation what the heck
Beef: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Hypno: And this gun I found! :D
Grian: Cub! We lost Scar!
Cub: Why did you come to me? Do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Mumbo: Do you?
...
Cub: Yeah give me a sec
*At a sleepover*
Zedaph: Ok let's actually get some sleep
15 minutes pass
Tango: the snack that smiles back
Impulse and Zedaph: GOLDFISH
Impulse: God fucking damnit Tango
Iskall: Math wasn't my strong suit. Nor was anything.
Impulse: I need angels. God, send me the nicest angels you have.
Tango and Zedaph: *lighting a building on fire in the background*
Cleo: For my death row meal, I would like to drink cyanide, that way the government can't get me.
Joe: You know, I was going to have a live human for my last meal, but now that I'm thinking about it, a glass of cyanide would be pleasant.
Stress: Iskall, I would like to switch teams
Beef: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?
Etho: Get out of my apartment it's 3 am
*At a meeting*
Xisuma: Why do I hear talking?
Ren: Cause you have ears
Xisuma: Did you just talk back to me?
Iskall: Yeah, that's how a conversation works
Wels: What do you want from me?!
Jevin: *eating a kit kat horizontally*
Wels, at this point sobbing: please just stop with your blasphemy
Tango, calmly: *crashes through the fucking roof* hey Zed
Zedaph: Hey Tango
...
Tango: that hurt
Beef: Hey, do you know where my knife is?
Pause: and where's the Roomba?
Etho, practically on the ceiling, holding duct tape: no idea
Joe: Date someone who you wouldn't hide your stuffed animals from
Cleo: that is the best dating advice I've ever received
Ren: That's right my dudes, it's time to bedazzle everything
*At Llamc*
Keralis: And what would you like?
Cleo: I wish to devour the unborn.
...
Joe: Eggs. She would like to have eggs.
Scar via text: hey cubby about the vacuum cleaner at first it was like wee and then it was like wooaah and then there was smoke and then it was like fuck you and we need a new one
Cub: jesus christ
Cleo at work: Sorry I'm late, class, but a dumb friend of mine decided to follow me to work today instead of doing his job
Joe: *waving happily*
Xisuma: *is literally shredded, listens to metal, is super punk and is overall a very edgy person*
Also Xisuma when he makes a simple mistake in minecraft: I'm such a derp :p
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20" - Bdubs to Doc probably
Keralis: What do you want to eat?
Evil X: the souls of the innocent
Xisuma: A bagel
Evil X: nooo!
Xisuma: Two bagels
Literally any hermit with their siblings:
Siblings, Siblings, Siblings, Siblings! This is my sister. And this is my brother. We are siblings and we care for each other. Everything we own, we always share. Because we are siblings and we have the same hair. I like knitting! And I like coins. We both came out of the same loins. If you don't like siblings, give us a chance. We'll impress you with our sibling dance!💃🕺 (I did that by memory)
Beef: Fuck
Etho: Language
Beef: English
Etho: Make it french
Beef: Merde
Etho: Russian?
Beef: Блядь
Etho: Korean?
Beef: 못쓰게 만들다
Etho: Your foul mouth has been forgiven
Beef: Fuck yeah
"So I've burnt the house down, but at least the spider is gone," Stress
So I made this instead of my actual one shot. Who cares, incorrect quotes are funny
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