Zed: So what do you do for a living?
Wels: I flip houses
Zed: Wh- ho- The whole house?!
Scar: You shouldn't use a straw
Grian: Yeah I know it's bad for the environment and stuff-
Scar: No it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
((Flashbacks to the VSCO Girl AU))
Doc: It's immature to close the fridge with your hips
Ren: So what? My hands are full and my ass is fat, you wish you were me!
Scar: Are you in love with Bdubs?
Doc: No!
Scar: Then why are you putting B+D in hearts everywhere?
Doc: That stands for bitterness and depression
Keralis: I love you!
xB: I love you more!
Keralis: Listen here you gorgeous man, I love you so much and it can not be paralleled by any mortal creature
xB: I still love you more
Iskall: I think I love you bro
Ren: Will you be my best bro?
Iskall *tearing up*: Bro
Jevin: I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under
*Zooms out to show Stress sitting on his shoulders, smiling and waving*
Someone: What's your sexuality?
Cub: Money
Ren: Fame
Etho: Chaos
Keralis: Swedish?
Doc: *rushes in*
Etho: Uh, hi?
Doc: How do you say "fuck you" in flower?!
Impulse: People seem to think I'm the smart one in our friendship
*Cut to Tango and Zedaph trying to fly with one elytra and a fishing rod*
Impulse: When, in reality, there is no smart one
*Cut to Impulse frantically trying to douse the flames on a toaster with books inside*
Joe: Listen, teens. There is nothing "meme" about smoking cigarettes. It's not "Netflix and chill" to do drugs. Go "fidget spin" yourself into church.
No one:
Etho: I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I SMELL LIKE BEEEEF
Cub: Hey, Ren. I know you're the most romantic out of the hermits, so I'd like some help on confessing to-
Ren: Sounds gay, I'm in
Mumbo: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Iskall: Yeah. What did you have?
Mumbo: Well, nothing
Iskall: Then I'm doing better than you
Cleo: Joe, give me back my shulker box
Joe: What's the magic word?
Cleo: Or else
Joe: That's two words but it still works
Xisuma: That's a pretty rock
Keralis: Spank you! Doc gave it to me
Doc: I threw it at you
Keralis: He's so nice :)
*At Cleo's funeral*
Cleo's Mom: Heaven gained another angel today
*Flash forward 40 years*
Cleo: Everyone give me decapitated heads please :D
Keralis: How would you like your coffee?
Bdubs: As sweet as my bestfriend
Keralis: *looks at Doc* Salt doesn't go good with coffee
Ren: So, you think you're better than me
Iskall's cats:
Ren: I'm Iskall's favorite, not you
Pig: *pig noise*
Tango: *mimics pig noises*
Zed: I wouldn't do that if I were you
Tango: Why?
Zed: You don't know what you're saying to him, it could be rude
Hypno: I know the perfect way to express my love and appreciation to all of my friends
*Later*
xB: Why did Hypno send me a meme at 4 am?
Pix: I'm taller
Zloy: I'm cuter
Pix: What does that-
Zloy: People prefer dogs, not giraffes
"I love you all, but please don't talk to me," TFC
Some b!g0t: Stop forcing the gay agenda on us!!
Iskall: What're you talking about? I'm nonbinary, I don't even have a genda
Beef: Etho
Etho: Yes?
Beef: I appreciate you and I want you to know you're my best friend and I love you
Etho: aaaaAAAAAAAAA
(This works for literally any friendship on the server)
Stress: I made you a friendship bracelet
False: I'm not really a jewelry person
Stress: Oh, that's ok, I'll just take i-
False: No I'm gonna wear it forever, back off
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