25 to life // euphoria one shots

34 - parental figures

we could make good parents.

info
- fez x reader
- 1st person
- y/n's pov
- you're in a relationship with fez
- fluff<3
- y/n/n - your nickname
- y/h/c - your hair color

"i'm here!" i dramatically announced, entering myself in fez's house and closing the front door behind me. i heard footsteps quickly shuffling down the hallway before being met with the familiar figure of my lover. his smile beamed as he stared at me and our arms wrapped around one another, our bodies colliding and slightly rocking back and forth as fez planted kisses along my face.

in the process, he finally pulled away so we could look at each other, both having smiles plastered on our faces. "i've missed you, y/n/n." fez confessed with an admirable glimmer in his eyes. i giggled, still paying attention to all the features on his face, my arms now wrapped around his neck while he ever so gently held my waist.

before i could muster any sweet-nothings to the person holding me, i heard an audible sound of fake gagging coming from behind fez. both of us, still holding on to each other, turned our bodies and whipped our heads around, now facing the one and only drug dealer's child. "please do not get all lovey dovey in front of me. i might just-" ashtray joked around and faked-clutched his stomach, trying to look disgusted at us. i rolled my eyes at him. "oh please." i retorted, then looked back at fez.

"you didn't tell me ash was gonna be here." i said, slightly tilting my head in confusion. "yeah i'm sorry baby." fez scratched the back of his head a bit before putting his hand back at my waist. "last minute plans. we're stuck with babysitting him now." while fez talked, we heard ash rummaging through the kitchen for food. i looked over at ash's figure before turning back to fez and smiling while abruptly shaking my head. "this is gonna be interesting." "too bad i can't make love to you right now." fez whispered in my ear, making me lightly smack his arm, still shaking my head.

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"dammit! are you kidding me?" ash exclaimed as i won yet again another game of uno. "i told you i am the uno master and i meant it." i smirked at him as he crossed his arms and pouted. i simply laughed at him, gathering all the cards into one deck and shuffling them.

"that's it. i'm hungry. hot pockets?" ash asked quizzically, looking over at me with raised eyebrows. i nodded vigorously. "yes please. wanna watch a movie while we wait?" i offered. he nodded back at me, both of us springing up from the small dining room table and scattering to other areas. as ash made his way to the kitchen, immediately preheating the oven, i made my way to the living room, plopping on the couch and turning on the tv.

"whaddya wanna watch?" i yelled from the couch, awaiting a response from the kitchen. "uhhh light comedy? i don't fucking know! put on john mulaney or some shit!" "alright!" i went on a quest, scouring through netflix for a good movie, john mulaney being noted as a last resort. as my fingers danced across the remote, selecting random titles and then backing out of them out of indecisiveness, i felt my phone vibrate in my back pocket. i paused my fingers on the remote and turned my attention to my phone, seeing a text from fez.

"ayo move your spider ass legs." ash said, lightly pushing at my ankles, making me whine like i was annoyed at him. while i texted fez, i put my legs down from the entire space of the couch, my feet meeting the cold floor and making room for ash to sit down.

fezzyy<3
i'll be home in a bit. i got some extra food bc ik ash is gonna complain

aha yea
thank you. see you soon❤️

i smiled at my phone before putting it to the side and planting my eyes on the tv screen in front of me, seeing ash choosing a movie.

while ash and i were relaxing, our eyes glued to the light comedy movie, to our demise, the smoke alarm went off, making both of us jump and nearly shit ourselves. "what the fuck?" ash exclaimed, panic stricken. i glanced in the kitchen to see the oven smoking and gasped. "the hot pockets! no!" i blurted out, running around the couch and towards the oven.