Heathers Characters React to Heathers

Seventeen

[VERONICA]
Fine!
We're "damaged"
"Really? Are you just now realizing that hun..?" Heather Chandler said with a small smirk.
Really "damaged"
But that does not make us "wise"
We're not "special", we're not "different"
We don't choose who lives or dies
Let's be normal, see bad movies
Sneak a beer and watch TV
We'll bake brownies or go bowling
Don't you want a life with me?
Can't we be seventeen?
"But you guys are seventeen..?" Kurt said with his head tilted slightly. Y/N sighed and shook their head. "Not literally Kurt-"
That's all I want to do
If you could let me in
I could be good with you
People hurt us
JD coughed slightly, fixing his trench coat. "Who hurt you?" Heather Duke  laughed loudly and slapped her thigh. "You, dumbass. It's not called a toxic relationship for nothing!"

[J.D.]
Or they vanish

[VERONICA]
And you're right, that really blows
But we let go—

[J.D.]
Take a deep breath

[VERONICA]
Then go buy some summer clothes
We'll go camping—

[J.D.]
Play some poker

[VERONICA]
And we'll eat some chili fries
Maybe prom night

[J.D.]
Maybe dancing

[VERONICA]
Don't stop looking in my eyes
Heather Chandler began to applaud the the screen, wiping a fake tear in the process. "Oh! How romantic. Really you two-" "You smudged your liner." Y/N interrupted. "For fucks sake!" Heather complained, heading off to the bathroom to fix it.

[J.D.]
Your eyes

[BOTH]
Can't we be seventeen
Is that so hard to do?
If you could let me in
"Ronnie did let him in, if you know what I mean." Ram snickered, nudging Kurts side lightly. "And you supposedly let him in, so hush." JD snapped at the two.
I could be good with you
Let us be seventeen
If we still got the right

[VERONICA]
So what's it gonna be?
I wanna be with you

[J.D.]
I wanna be with you

[VERONICA]
Wanna be with you

[BOTH]
Tonight
"Their voices really are lovely though.." Martha said with a smile, leaning over as Y/N hugged them a little. "Correct, good catch Mar."

[VERONICA]
Yeah we're damaged

[J.D.]
Badly damaged
"Yes..we've been over this. Why am I here again?" Veronica hissed, her arms crossed tightly over her chest.

[BOTH]
But your love's too good to lose

[VERONICA]
Hold me tighter

[J.D.]
Even closer

[VERONICA]
I'll stay if I'm what you choose
"Kinda too late for that. He already killed people for you. You're stuck with him.." Heather McNamara muttered softly.

[J.D.]
Can we be seventeen?

[VERONICA]
If I am what you choose

[J.D.]
If we've still got the right

[VERONICA]
'Cause you're the one I choose

[J.D.]
You're the one I choose

[BOTH]
You're the one I choose
"Now that was a heartfelt moment if I've ever seen one!" Y/N said, standing up and applauding the tv. "Give it up for the toxic lovers, everyone!" Veronica tugged on their shirt to pull Y/N back onto the couch. "Oh shut it..please. Next video?"