Heathers Characters React to Heathers

Candy Store

[Y/N POV]
"Alright! Everyone listen up!" (Y/N) shouted as they stood up and turned to all of their guests. "This, this is a masterpiece that I will sing along to." Ram grumbled "Can you not?" (Y/N) raised a brow before chucking a couch pillow at him "Anyone else? No? Good. Not that that's settled. Let's watch." They plopped back down and began to play the animatic for everyone.

[H. CHANDLER:]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
Martha tilted her head "But she doesn't have a.." Veronica shook her head and placed a hand on her shoulder "Don't worry about it."
I'd normally slap your face off !
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!
"Oh shit- she really does have something else besides the skirt." JD grinned as Veronica elbowed his side "Hush."
[HEATHERS:]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot
"How humble of you, princess." JD snickered and bowed his head. "I'm a queen, jackass." 
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Killer clothes

[HEATHERS:]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER:]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
"My mom doesn't do that!" Veronica huffed at the screen.
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Woah!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
"You say that like girls actually wanna get with the quarterback." Kurt sat up a bit "They do!"
[HEATHERS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:]
Guys fall
"Cause guys are idiots." All the girls let out a hum in agreement..well besides Martha
[H. DUKE:]
At your feet
Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA:]
Help you cheat

[HEATHERS:]
All you

[H. DUKE:]
Have to do

[H. CHANDLER:]
Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS:]
Fat freak's!
Martha curled up in her sweater a bit and glanced down.
[H. MCNAMARA:]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS:]
If she

[H. DUKE:]
Had your shot

[HEATHERS:]
She would leave you to rot
"W-What?! No I wouldn't! That's very untrue!" She turned to Veronica "You know that...?"
[H. MCNAMARA:]
'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS:]
Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA:]
Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE:]
And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER:]
Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
Ram perked is at this "Who was being called immature earlier? Really? Tearing up someone's lawn?"
[HEATHERS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
"I'm not stepping into anything but a hellhole, thank you very much." Veronica stated confidently "..right?" She whispered to (Y/N), only to get a disappointing look in return.
[H. CHANDLER:]
You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER:]
You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER:]
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS:]
Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER:]
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS:]
And end up like her!

[MARTHA:]
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me

[VERONICA:]
Color me stoked!
Martha only shrunk in her sweater more and scooted towards (Y/N), a frown on her face. "She'd actually do that to me..?"
[MARTHA:]
I'm so happy!

[HEATHERS:]
Woah!

[H. DUKE:]
Honey, whatchu waiting fo...

[H. CHANDLER:]
Shut up Heather!
Laughs and giggles came from everyone but the pouting Heather Duke, even JD let out a little chuckle-
[H. CHANDLER:]
Step into my candy store!
"Damn..since when do you sing like that Chanz?" Kurt whistled. "Call me Chanz again and I'll sew your mouth and dick shut."
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
Time for you to prove

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]
You're not a lame ass anymore!

[HEATHERS:]
Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS:]
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy stoooreee!
"You three really do know how to start things up huh? That wasn't totally dreadful."