Heathers Characters React to Heathers

The Me Inside Of Me

[Y/N POV]
"He killed me?! He actually fucking killed me?" At this point both Heathers were holding the main one close to keep her from trying to grab JD "He POISONED me over some bullying!" JD simply shrugged "Your fault for not looking in the cup, or smelling it when we just burst in your room like that." (Y/N) huffed "SHUT UP! All of you! I wanna listen to this. Sit down!"
[J.D.:]
Think. Long and hard. Conjure her up in your mind. What would she say?
What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?
"What the actually hell is wrong with you?!" Heather Chandler ran a hand through her hair and huffed "Fucking fake suicide and.." (Y/N) shushed her "You'll feel better later, promise. Just hush."

[VERONICA:]
"Dear world...
Believe it or not, I knew about fear;
I knew the way loneliness stung
I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes;
I learned to kiss boys with my tongue."
"I already knew but whatever. Let's see how you do." Heather Chandler crossed her arms and slumped down a little.

[J.D.:]
That's good.

[VERONICA:]
"But oh, the world, it held me down;
It weighed like a concrete prom queen crown."
"Oh wow, how heart shattering." "Heather I swear if you don't hush-"

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings
No one gets her insecurity
I am more than shoulder pads and makeup
No one sees the me inside of me...
"Jesus! You're making me sound like.."

Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply!
"Yeah that!"

[J.D.:]
Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.
Veronica shuddered and glanced at JD for a moment "Really..? That's what you're worried about?" He shrugged "I don't feel like going to jail."

[MCCORD:]
Whoa! Is it murder?

[MILNER:]
No, look. Here's a suicide note.

[VERONICA, HEATHER, COPS:]
"They couldn't see past my rockstar mystique
They wouldn't dare look in my eyes
But just underneath was a terrified girl
Who clings to her pillow and cries!
My looks were just like prison bars;
"Excuse me? Really?" Heather Chandler raised a brow and sat up again

[VERONICA, COPS:]
They've left me a myriad of scars."

[HEATHER CHANDLER:]
"Myriad", Nice.
"Indeed. Nice touch Veronica, despite the fact that you killed me-"

[VERONICA, HEATHER, COPS:]
"No one thinks a pretty girl has substance. That's the curse of popularity."

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN:]
"I am more than just a source of handjobs."
Heathers eye twitched "Why would you write that?!" (I'm just trying to tell the truth...wrong musical. Okay I'll stop)

[VERONICA, HEATHER, GOWAN, COPS:]
"No one sees the me inside of me."

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN:]
Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide.

[COACH RIPPER:]
You should cancel classes.
"Is this supposed to be flattering? What was that about a promise that I'd feel better?" Heather Chandler glared at (Y/N) "Why is this even in the musical "Cause it's how you die"

[PRINCIPAL GOWAN:]
No way, Coach
I send the kids home before lunch and the switchboard'll light up like a Christmas tree.