shut up tomathy - tommyinnit x y/n

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y/n's pov

5 hours into the flight

since the last 5 hours bitchhaver123 has scratched me like 20 thousand times, but only one of them has actually made a mark on my face.

i bought wifi so i could spam the shit out of schlatts phone with pictures of me and bitchhaver123, i also started complaining about how long this dumbass flight was.

y/n
i hate you
i hate this flight
i hate bitchhaver123
i hate men
i actually do hate all men
what else do i hate
uhhhh
i hate every boy whos name starts with to
i think thats it

schlatt
shut the fuck up
ive known you've hated men for like 70 years now
how long do u have left im getting bored

y/n
700 fucking hours
UR BORED??? WHAT AM I THEN??
IM LITERALLY IN THE AIR

schlatt
so?? ur in the air, thats cool

y/n
fuck you im not even visiting you anymore
ill visit for connor and jcat

schlatt
no you wont

y/n
yes i will
ill go text connor give me a second

schlatt
y/n stop hes streaming

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y/n
hey connor!! i dont know if you know this but ill be at ur house in 5 hours!!!
also dont say this out loud if ur streaming pls🙏

connor
ayo??
why are u coming to my house??

y/n
welll originally i was supposed to come to see jshit and jcat but jshit is being a bitch so now im coming to only visit you and jcat🥰🥰

connor
wait so u werent coming to see me in the first place??

y/n
nooo?? who said thatt??

connor
fuck you

y/n
CONNORR COME ON
WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPIDD
PLEASEEEEE

i put my phone down and gave bitchhaver123 some treats, so this mf wouldnt like die

i laid down for a bit, scrolling thru my phone, but for some reason i couldnt fall asleep

time skip

8 hours into the flight

i had 2 hours left and i wanted to cry. i hated this damn flight, so what better then complain to schlatt??

y/n
schlatttttt
i hate this flight
i cant even sleep
this stupid ass baby
he sounds like you
but anyways
whats up

schlatt
when i see you im kicking you across the floor

y/n
ur mean
why are u like this
IM SO BORED
OH MY GOD

schlatt
shut up
actually wanna play 8 ball

y/n
hell yeah
ur ass at it anyways

schlatt
I AM NOT!!!

we played 10 games in a row, i won 7 of them

y/n
oh my god schlatt you suck
I WON 7 TIMES??? SHEESHHH

schlatt
shut the fuck up
i wasnt even trying

y/n
LMFAOO

i went on twitter so i could tweet out about schlatt being ass at 8ball

y/nluv
GUYS I JUST WON SCHLATT IN 8BALL 7-3 LMFAOOOO

jschlatt's reply to y/nluv
NO YOU DIDNT DONT LIE
y/nluv's reply to jschlatt
SCHLATT DO NOT MAKE ME PULL OUT SCREENSHOTS
jschlatt's reply to y/nluv
im sorry
user182's reply to jschlatt and y/nluv
pussy

after making fun of schlatt and random people on twitter i finally felt the plane going down, a literal dream come true.

i waited till it was my turn to get off, picking up bitchhaver123 and my things i got off and walked to the baggage claim.

i saw schlatt's big ass head walking around, trying to find me in the crowd of people.

i stood next to him for like 5 minutes until he noticed me, he flinched at first and then said "y/n! how long were you standing there for?" he pulled me into a hug and i said "like 7 hours" he started laughing and said "wheres bitchhaver123?" i showed him the little carrier thing that was in my hand, he stuck his finger inside one of the cracks, trying to pet bitchhaver123 but he ended up getting bit.

"ow! god damn that hurt"

i laughed at him as i forced him to get my luggage, he said "what the fuck did you pack? the whole country?"

"yeah i did? and? whats your problem?"

"shut up, lets go im tired"

i followed him out to his car and sat down, i let bitchhaver123 out of the carrier and let him sit on my lap. he kept looking outside the window, looking at all the random faces hes never seen before.

schlatt got in the car and sat down, he tried to pet bitchhaver123 again, but he got bit again.

"what the fuck is his problem?"

"i told you he wont like you"

schlatt laughed as he started the car and drove to his house.

( helloooo!! i actually forgot about like covid in the story so act like its not a thing🥰🥰 uh yeah anyways make sure u have something to eat, drink, and get some rest!! i love u all<33)