Bloopers

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This is a little late , but I wanted to give you guys a holiday present . I know you were all kind of sad about the series ending , so I wanted to share these bloopers with you :)

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Anastasia : So ... my character is Anna , right ? 

Me : Mmmhmm

Anastasia : And she basically has a love intrest with EVERY character .

Me : Pretty much . Except the ones that aren't pretty enough for her .

Anastasia : Alright , and I was wondering , why isn't there a face claim for her ? I mean, how are people supposed to know what she looks like ?

Me : Well uh ... um ... * scratches head * You're just the actress ! Mind your own business !

Klaus : She has a point , Kat . 

Me : Shut up , Fido ! 

Kol : * puts on team Kat shirt *

Me : Kol , I'm going to be nice and kill off your girlfriend . And then I'm going to let you marry her doppleganger .

Kol : * clears throat * That's uh ... so nice of you . 

Klaus : And what about me and the old hag ?

Me : Which one ?

Klaus : Dammit ! I lost count .

Old Hag : * hits Klaus * Freak !

Me : HEY ! HEY ! No hitting Klaus unless the camera is rolling . You two have such chemistry !

Elijah : * searches for hair gel *

Katherine : Hey , I was wondering why you killed off my character ?

Me : I was playing it safe. I had to sacrifice characters and there's like 3 of you so .....

Katherine : * glares * So you ... KEEP ELENA AND NOT ME ?!

Me : But you end up with Stefan ! Isn't that what you always wanted ?! * points to Stefan *

Stefan : Looking for this ? I barrowed some . * hands Elijah his hair gel *

Elijah : * Wtf expression * Don't touch it !

Alpha : I'm like ... the major bad guy , right ?

Me : No . You're the glitter fairy . * sarcasm *

Tatherina : Nice people don't kill off the pretty blondes . * glares at Alpha *

Alpha : She wrote it ! Not me ! * points to me *

Tatiana : I'm just glad that SOMEBODY wrote this down ! 

Me : Thank you , Tatia ! 

Damon : I still think I should've ended up with Anna .

Anastasia : Yeah ! I mean, after all , Damon did give me Damon !

Damon # 2 ( A.K.A The Fish ) : ........

Rebekah : You're with me now , Damon ! Deal with it !

Nikolina : Without the script , none of us would be here , so don't we owe it to everyone to act it out as it was written ?

Me : YES !

Jesse : * scratches head and looks at Stefan and Elijah * Do you guys have any hair gel left ?  

Stefan : No .

Jesse : Damn ....

Elijah : Can we actually role now ? We haven't shot a scene all day ! My hair is frizzing !

Alexandria : Where did she find these actors ?!

Jeremey : * Shrugs * Ebay

Me : CUT ! CUT CUT CUT ! Take 12 ! Can't you people do anything right ?! Pay attention or we'll never nail this scene !

Phillip : Wouldn't it hurt to actually nail the scene ?

Me : DAMMIT ! I can't work with you people ! Cut ! That's a wrap . We'll pick it up tomarrow . Go home and do something with your lives !

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