Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes ~ Custom characters 1

((Using my own and friends characters from every and any fanbase we are in. I'll say from which fanbase below))

Hantei : ah don't be so down! Look at me! I turned out perfectly fine!

Wolf, without looking up from a book : you thought a ghost made toast this morning

Hantei : I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

• Diablo

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Trigger, just watching : when do we stop her

Ace, sighing : give her a minute

Scout : *trying to pull open a door that clearly says push*

• Titanfall 2 ((Trigger is scouts Tone))

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Pilot : OKAY WHO THE FUCK MOVED MY DRONE!

Phantom : Language!

Pilot : WHOM THE FUCK MOVED MY DRONE!

Phantom : NO!

• siege

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Myka : 4 MONTHS

Dallas : what-

Wolf : clover it's not that bad

Myka : 4 MONTHS, YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

• Diablo

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Vixen : I mixed coffee with red bull and I can see sounds

• Siege

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Imperious : WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL

Wolf : *Demonic screeching*

• Diablo

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Squatch : *hugs mech*

Mech : what is this

Squatch : affection

Mech : disgusting

Squatch : *lets her go*

Mech : do it again

• Titanfall 2 ((mech is ace's ronin and squatch is a friends scorch))

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Diablo : *tries killing the group multiple times*

Diablo : WHY WONT YOU DIE

Myka : IM A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

• Diablo

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Phantom : I am not comfortable working with this stupidity

Pilot : is there any form of stupidity you will be comfortable with?

• siege

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X : I have known nugget for 5 minutes and if anyone hurts her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

• no fanbase

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Scout, walking into the hanger with a box : ace what would you say if I walked in with a box of puppies?

Ace : what?

Scout : ...

Ace : ....what's in the box

Scout : .....

Ace : scout what the fuck is in that box?

Scout : you know-

Ace, face palming : let them stay

• Titanfall

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Hantei, holding a new sword : look at this sword I found!

Dallas : that's bad luck

Hantei : chill out bro

Wolf : WHO SUMMONED ME

Hantei : *screams*

• Diablo

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vixen : Who ate my powered donuts

Pilot, with a mouthful of donuts : Wasn't me

Vixen : what's that powder on your jacket?

Pilot, panicking : baby powder

• Siege

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Ev : *pushes glass off of shelf and stares directly at white wolf*

Ev : oh what a shame are you going to feed me now or what?

• L4D2

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X : WHO THE FUCK STOLE THE NOODLES I WILL FUCKING M-

Nugget : oh I did!

X : ...make more because that wasn't enough for a meal

• No fanbase

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Hantei : I'm cold

Myka : well fuck I don't control the weather now do I?

• Diablo

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Myka : DONT FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

• Diablo

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Mercy : I told aywa we weren't committing crime

Marius, holding a lighter : why would you lie to our guild leader like that?

• Neverwinter

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Rangrim : *shoves something in his mouth*

Aywa : what is that in your mouth?

Rangrim, while running away : nothing

Aywa, chasing him : I SWEAR TO GOD

• neverwinter

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Dallas : so, remember how I said wolf was learning not to kill everything?

Myka : yeah?

Dallas, points outside to mass destruction : I lied

• Diablo

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