Azriel Getting Tampons and Texting Alex (Part 1 or 1)

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*Very short scene but cute*

Azriel is shopping for tampons. He and Alex are texting...

Alex: Where are you already?!

Azriel: At the store.

Alex: Hurry up!

Azriel: There are way too many choices here. It's ridiculous. Do you need super absorbency?

Azriel: And what's the difference between a plastic applicator and a non-applicator? I Googled it, and did you know there are sixteen ways women are using these things wrong?

Azriel: I mean, what are you chicks doing with them? I'm actually a little freaked out for you.

Alex: Azriel...

Azriel: They have gentle glide and something called 360. Does that mean they rotate?

Azriel: Sounds kinky.

Azriel: Can i just get pads and call it a day?

Alex: No, they're in a purple box. I showed you it before you left!

Azriel: Ooooo they have Sport Fresh, but that sounds more like Nesta. She gets around with Cass a lot. I'll get those for her.

Alex: YOU ARE NOT THERE TO GET NESTA TAMPONS!

Azriel: Oh, right.

Alex: Just buy the purple ones and get back home.

Azriel: Ok fine.

Alex: Wait!

Alex: Get me some chocolate!

Azriel: Anything else my queen?

Alex: Just get home safe. Love you.

Azriel: I love you too!

Azriel: So I'm not getting the ones for Nesta?

Alex: OMG NO!

Alex: I'll get a laugh out of Cass when he has to get them.

Azriel: Oh you're right...ok I'll be home in a bit!

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