100% horror, myth or not.

The midget maniac

I know that many of you have read the clown statue, but I've got my own version. You can write in the comments which one you like better, or if you know any other versions.

A babysitter had just sent two children to bed, and was about to watch TV. A clown statue stood in the corner of the room,  creeping her out. Although it was only a statue, she still felt like it was alive.and watching her. She finally called the parents,  and asked if she could move to a new room, as the statue was creeping her out. The parents were quiet for a long time.

("" baby sitter. ''Parents.)

"The clown in the corner of the room is freaking me out. Could I please change to a different room?"
Silence...
'We don't have a clown statue. MOVE OUT OF THAT ROOM NOW!'

She couldn't though.  The clown had moved right behind her, and was about though strangle her. She screamed, but it was cut off short, as her windpipe was being crushed. Just then, the children ran in, startled.  The clown was surprised, and weakened his hold just enough for the baby sitter to take another breath,  before the clown began strangling her again. The older child snapped out of his shock, and went to attack the clown. The clown got angry, and fought the child.  The baby sitter grabbed the midget from behind, and accidently threw him on the floor. Since the clown was a short guy, his neck broke, instantly killing him. When the police came in, they confirmed that he had broken out of the mental asylum, and was hiding in their house. The parents said their children said they saw a clown in the hall way,  or sometimes in the corner of their room. The baby sitter wasn't arrested,  as she was trying to defend herself, but managed to kill the midget.
Version 2

A baby sitter is watching TV,  when a clown statue is freaking her out. As the children are asleep,  she transfers to a different room. The clown chases after her, and kills her. She is decapitated. The clown carries her head, into the kids room, and does the same to them. He walks into the attic, and begins boiling the heads with a huge pot he took from the kitchen. When the parents come home, they walk into the attic to find the children. The clown turns his head, and says.

"I'm sorry, there are only 3 heads, but 6 of us. We're going to have to share." The parents are then killed too. The police come, and the clown repeats his message, but with different numbers. This goes on until, finally,  enough men are set to retrieve the clown. You know that faint thumping you hear in the attic?  Yeah, that one. It's him, stomping around, waiting for his dinner. Your head...