Me: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say
Friend: Alright
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend
Friend: I am a man
Me: You decided to get drunk
Friend: I am a man
Me: You went to the bar
Friend: I am a man
Me: You found a hot chick there
Friend: I am a man
Me: You invited her to her house and she said yes
Friend: I am a man
Me: You both went into your room and had sex
Friend: I am a man
Me: Next morning you wake up
Friend: I am a man
Me: And she says...
Friend: I am a man...
