ALL CREDIT GOES TO DaviDuck FOR THIS ONE.
Gamer: OMG I ALMOST LOST MY LAST LIFE!
Me: How?
Gamer: I fell off a cliff and fell in a pit of flesh eating zombies!!!
Me: Oh. I get it. In a game. -.- Get a life m8
Gamer: Yeah, I will, i need to buy one from the store after I beat the dungeon level and get 50 more coins!
Me: *facepalm*