1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't sneeze with your eyes open
3. You can't wash your eyes with soap
4. You can't say 'P' without closing your mouth
5. You just tried it
7. You didn't notice that I skipped number 6
8. You just checked it
9. You can't breathe with your tongue out
20. PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN FOOL
