xxx-xxx-0869
Hiiiiii!!!
Huh?
We're number neighbors!
I suppose so...
You're sooo lame 😒
I'm not a fan of texting strangers
Ha what...
At first
I thought you were some old man
but now you seem like a kid...
kind of awkward
I'm neither but k
why're u so on guard
Paranoia
Oh fuck that's understandable
Can we get an age check before we continue???!
23...
kiss me
what the fuck
HAHA YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MWAH MWAH MWAH 😗
I'm not saying anything until i get ur age 😐
well i'm 18+...
How 18+ are you...?
What kind of question is that
there are three different kinds
the 18+ that is actually under 18
the 18+ who is like 50
then the 18+ in their 20s to 30s
What about the 18+ who is fucking 18 or 19 dumbass...
that too...
To answer your question
so the answer is
and the reason for it is because
fuck off
Fine... I'm 20
way to make it not fun
How does me knowing your age make it not fun...?
Because you could've thought you were talking to a hot milf of something 🙁
I would've blocked you if you were
What? you have something against the elderly???!?
Not really into decomposing corpses..
Ayeee calm down some of them still got it 😏
abt to block u😏
OK OK
IM SORRY
SORRY
DONT PLEASEE
You're already so needy for me, kitten😏
aYo?
AYO...
AYOOOOOOOO ?!?
did my little cucumber get hacked?!??
cucumber...
yea
shut up u called me kitten
valid reason ig...
YOU ARE READING
CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
FanfictionMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)
