Corpse
Hi.
you finally unblocked me
LOL
HIIII
yeah
do you want to talk it out
like properly now?
properly huh?
mhm
i'm going to be honest
i don't know what that means
properly?
no no
i know what that word means
i just don't know what we're supposed to talk about
oh i got you
do you now?
shut up
Mei
Ok
Corpse
this feels weird
does it?
stop trying to act alpha
i wasn't trying
which means
i'm just naturally alpha
thanks for pointing it out lover boy
lover boy?
that's a new one
yeah you basically confessed your undying love for me yesterday
Mei.
Corpse.
I didn't
but you did
then why don't we talk about when you confessed your feelings for me???
since last time you rudely interrupted me when i tried to bring it up
shall we, Mei?
we shall not
because
that was just a figment of your imagination
you love me so much that you have this parasocial relationship with me
i do love you
so what?
you're a bold one aren't you?
i didn't expect this
yeah sure
you called me straight forward the first time we texted
which basically is "bold"
how the fuck do you remember that
because i have a brain
why're u harassing me for being an idiot
so you admit you are one?
hey.
i think we're both in the same boat
huh?
cmon Corpse
you freaked out after i said your name on call
becauze you thought i hacked you
when clearly i had asked you if i had sounded familiar
and you even said yes!
YOU ARE READING
CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
Fiksi PenggemarMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)
