My little hamburger
Hi.
What
Don't be rude. I only said hi
hi...
i love you
Huh?
i love you so much!
What's gotten into you?
ur mom
ok sorry
i just wanted to say it
i'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortablelove
hmm?
wait are you trying to-
you're trying to say it back aren't you?
awww
wtf wait
that's adorableAll I said was love
Indeed
but i know you
i can tell
i felt the emotion in it
even if it wasn't the whole phrase
i still felt it like it wasWhatever makes you sleep at night, i guess.
You're too embarrassed to admit it?
stop being so. cute wtf
i'm going to have a heart attack and dienooooo
then stop being so adorable!!!
you're 23 cmon! man up
i'm going to crydon't cry):
ur doing this on purpose
am i?
there he is
hope u enjoyed that
yes i did thank u very much
do it again
actually do it constantly
i don't really fancy your personality
so just change
thanksfancy? why'd you turn british all of a sudden
never insult me ever again
i despise the tea drinking colonizers.Aren't you a colonizer as well
Hell no
my parents immigrated heresame difference
Uh... What
Okay
anyways...
can u like roleplay hug 🤗 me...
I feel like you dot dot dot me a lot
i'm glad you've noticed!
yeah. I'm sorry if i come off strong it's just i don't know i know i'm annoying.
i'm sorry if you're forcing yourself to respond to me just because you feel sorry for me.
sorry i overthink a lot you know words of reassurance is my love language.
i know we probably won't go anywhere further then where we are now but i wish you'd yknow at least not hate me while we do talk because one day we'll just stop talking completely and i dread for that day
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CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
FanficMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)