CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND

8

CJ

Question: do you trust me?

No

What?! You didn't even have to think about it. I'm offended I thought we were making progress

We are
but it's just really really slow
considering the type of person you are

"type of person you are"??? what's that supposed to mean

it means you're an idiot but i don't believe you're an idiot which means you're a troll
and trolls aren't to be trusted

trolls? wtf i've never watched that movie
isn't that a kids show
are u lying about ur age
why have you seen a show made for babies

You know what I mean

Ya i do lol
but that's still mean
when i imagine a troll
i think of an green ugly saggy pile of skin

so milfs?

bro?? waht take that back

I Love the enderdragon

ENTER DEEZ NUTS

Are you fucking serious

yes! also i didn't know you played Minecraft! that's my main game i'll have you know

good to know
i didn't ask though

when are you not going to be mad

once i stop talking to you

no ones stopping you
go
cmon go

fine I will

I WAS JUST KIDDING
DONT LEAVE
I AM SO LONELY (which means my bones are healthy because the feeling of loneliness produces calcium)

don't make me say it

say waht

the thing

what thing

you're already so needy for me kitten😈

AHHH
NOT THIS AGAIN

I had to

You didn't have to do anything!
you just love to see me suffer, don't you?
wait that's kinda
h-hot

sorry
i regret it now

don't be 😍

I am
I promise i won't ever say it again

mhm
you can say whatever u want to me

huh

sorry i'm literally kidding
i was going to make you uncomfortable
so you never tried it on me again
but i think that's sort of insensitive